That One Lost Sock

Birthday

May 25

Biography

At one point, I was loved. I went everywhere with you. Through unbearably dry deserts and through horrific floods, I was your constant companion.

But you abandoned me.

Oh, foot...why? Why did you misplace me!? Now I am in the shadows, watching you walk away with another who resembles me...

But I will have revenge.

In descending order, which 6 things could you never do without?

1. The emotional highs and lows of life
2. The ability to put the pen to paper
3. The best INTJ ever who happens to be my best friend
4. Soft toilet paper
5. My big toe
6. oxygen (it's just not that important guys...)

What would be your epitaph?

"Due to its tragic disappearance, we could never give a proper burial to that one last sock."

MBTI

INFP

Enneagram

4w5

Occupation

Currently working towards becoming a speech pathol