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#pray4ritplz #PeopleExaggerateStingsThisShitAintThatBad Thanks for coming to my ted talk

Have you ever been bitten by an ant?

I will be now that you've asked that. I need to go bite a wooden spoon

Hahahaha!!!

Did you die

I once sat on a fire ant hill

@Wyote wot???? How did you survive that????

Carefully

When I was six years old, I was playing hide and seek with cousins and hid behind the trunk of a mango tree which happened to house an ant hill. I screamed, was found first, and I kept running around the lawn taking off all my clothes. I reaaaaaaaallllly hate ants.

lmaoo yikes

Naahhhh, sitting on a fire ant hill sounds horrendous. What if one crawls up your ass O-o Curseddddd

All those painful stings made my butthole pretty tight, that wasn't much of a concern at the time LOL! I'd rather sit on a fire ant hill again than be stung by a hornet tbh. Yikes.
I actually mostly put my hand on the hill, that was the main area of pain but then I kind of leaned into the hill and they crawled up my back. :heebeejeebeez:

Bastard hornet is redundant. All hornets are bastards.

Did you sting him back? (With a newspaper or swatter or whatever. I like vacuuming them.)

Or you could have put them in the freezer! So they can be revived in 2065 shocked by the ways of the world.

@Wyote That has got to be one of the best sentences I've ever read in my life lmao. "those painful stings made my butthole pretty tight", fucking bliss xD
@Lady Jolanda By the time I registered what had happened it had fucked off out of the window. Hopefully some spider ate the damned thing

The hornet is dead now.

Karma is beautiful indeed. Booooo mother nature