A Brief History of Metal

Referencing Pitchfork...

You're such a hispter Wyote ;) Or is Pitchfork post-hipster at this point?
 
Wyote said:
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In my high school speech class, my "demonstration speech" was on the history of metal (up to that point, of course). I went up to the front of the classroom with a boombox and a stack of cassette tapes and educated my classmates on Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Metallica, etc etc. I got an A.

In my college speech class, my "demonstration speech" was on how to play the guitar. I showed ppl how to play a few simple chords and scales & stuff. Also played the better part of Iron Man. On an acoustic. I got an A.
 
infinite dreams said:
In my high school speech class, my "demonstration speech" was on the history of metal (up to that point, of course). I went up to the front of the classroom with a boombox and a stack of cassette tapes and educated my classmates on Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Metallica, etc etc. I got an A.

In my college speech class, my "demonstration speech" was on how to play the guitar. I showed ppl how to play a few simple chords and scales & stuff. Also played the better part of Iron Man. On an acoustic. I got an A.
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On your deathbed, you will play the heaviest of metal concerts. You'll get an A.
 
Asa said:
Enters thread with eyebrow raised in skepticism....
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