DURF DURFF! I could have told you that: Swine Flu

I couldn't even manage to work myself into a mild startle about this.
I smoke like a fiend and recently, my diet consists of coffee and diet soda. My sleep regimen consists of an average of a whopping 5 hours per night. I haven't been sick in yearrrs! Haha! I come from good stock, my grandma drank a third of vodka a day, smoked three packs of viceroys and had 3 strokes and should have been dead thirty years ago. We're aliens.
So I figured, you ain't got nothin on me, swine flu!!
 
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It hasn't stopped me from going out at night and rolling in shit with the neighbourhood pigs.
 
Quinlan said:
It hasn't stopped me from going out at night and rolling in shit with the neighbourhood pigs.
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Nice visual. Hah.

Anywho, if you start hearing about a serious H3N2 pandemic then you can worry.
 
Yay! and I started it! Even if it is a retarted title.
 
Sure is an odd time of year for the flu though.
 
Is this thing a pandemic yet? Last I heard it was hovering just under that.

Ah well, what's another pandemic? I didn't get SARS or Avian Flu either...
 
We have it here, and it's coming on winter... :shocked:

Ah..

Uh..


*sneezes all over the internet*
 
I always forget that you have your weather backwards :D
 
No, YOU have your weather backwards!




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