Elf Lovers, Unite! <3

[Creon]

ENOUGH!

No more elves!

It's time to cleanse the world of their stench, and kill all those who support them.

Elf Lovers, appear before us and stand in line, and prepare to be executed.
It doesnt matter what kind of elves you love. Tolkien elves, wow elves, DnD elves, if you like them, prepare to be slaughtered by the forces of darkness.

Now appear before us, filthy elves! We shall burn your forests and erase your existence with fire and steel!

 

[Duty]

I hate elves too. Orcs are so much cooler!


I'z got me choppa ready to break some pointy-eared gitz!

 

[Shai Gar]

http://www.elftor.com/elftor.php?number=177

 

[Lucifer]

I was once an elf at Macy's during the Christmas season.

Pumpkin was me name

It was enough to turn anyone off to elves, just ask David Sidaris.

 

[NaeturVindur]

vive les elfes!!

 

[Flamethrower]

I hate elves too. Orcs are so much cooler!

I'm with you.

Mostly because I am grumpy today.

 

[EloquentBohemian]

...but without elves, Santa can't make any toys for all the good little boys and girls.

 

[Shai Gar]

Without elves, who'd kill humans in celtic/germanic stories?

 

[Flamethrower]

...but without elves, Santa can't make any toys for all the good little boys and girls.

Ugh. I worked out Santa wasn't real when I was four. I don't think I ever bothered to consider elves.

These guys are real though...

 

[Nemo]

... Santa wasn't real...

...............











PETA is gonna have my butt for monkey abuse.

 

[Puck]

Elf lover here. Primarily of those who mend shoes and make gifts for children. Have a nice day now.

 

[Lurker]

Eep, how awkward. There's an elf in your elf-a-hatin' thread.

Gettit!

 

[the]

this thread is hateful and offensive.

 

[Silently Honest]

I support this thread 100% and wish the people behind it's conception great success.

 

[arbygil]

Noooo! Elves are cool! They just need more diversity in their ranks (points to icon):hippie:

 

[Silently Honest]

Free Elf Love will not be tolerated.

 

[EloquentBohemian]

Legolas: The stars are veiled. Something stirs in the East. A sleepless malice. The eye of the enemy is moving. Taz is HERE!

 

[arbygil]

Hawt-NESS.

 

[Creon]

THERE! ELVES! 9 of them! Hunt them down and make them suffer! They even dared to post a picture of that good-for-nothing Legolas! What else could one expect from nature-loving INFJs!

No matter. Now we know who you are. Your DOOM is at hand.

I'll give you one last chance in the name of Richard. Stop supporting the elves! Join the Dark Side! Or suffer the fate of traitors and weaklings!

 

[Silently Honest]

ALL ELVES WILL DIE SO SAYS DOOOOOOOOOM!