WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!?!

Skoffin

<font color=#00EE99>She Whose Name We Do Not Speak
MBTI
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I was just sent this review of the movie Splice.

http://makesomelove.livejournal.com/227249.html

If everything described in that about the movie is true then... my word....
The review is hilarious either way.
And that is why I intend to go see Splice.
 
That is some asshole writing in all caps. I think he was reviewing a movie but I avoid reading anything written by Captain Caps Lock.
 
Normally I would agree, but I was entertained by the article regardless.
 
I try to be a very understanding person, especially when it comes to self expression. That is something that has always gotten my goat though.

As for the movie, when I saw the previews I figured I'd give it a spin once it comes out on DVD. Even if it ends up being terrible, I still like terrible horror or science fiction movies.
 
lol The "review" was hilarious. I stopped reading it, though, cuz I haven't seen it and I don't want to find out what happens. >.<
 
OK - so I am the one that sent it to Skoffin, and was then taunted into showing up here. I wanted to see the movie (sort of) - then lost interest. Then I got sent this review. I printed out a copy, have a free pass, and am headed to see it in less than 2.5 hours.

I guess my first act here on infjs will be to report back. :)
 
I'm not reading it because it is in all caps, but I did see the movie and I liked it. It is not a gore movie, and the vast majority of the movie isn't violent at all. It is more weird and creepy than anything else, but it is definitely worth seeing.
 
Oh man.. this review left some stuff out, too.

The mutant subsisted on candy!
They did a Gallagher like "splatter the front row" scene at the slug presentation!
The movie ended on a landscape scene of the French lady and Biochemist GF staring out a broad window over a foggy cityscape looking pensive!
And of course the fact that I was in the theater by myself and could amuse myself by yelling things.
 
edit:there was a post here
 
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