ImaginaryBloke
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- MBTI
- INTP
- Enneagram
- Tri 5-9-4
Surreal
"Nice doggy."
Or "Lay aside all earthly cares."
Right-o mate! Except the dog. I'm taking that bitch with me.
You will have to wait until the next incarnation. I have been reading in the past-life literature that animals have their own world separate from us.
Surely that's just an obstacle to be overcome. There's gotta be a loophole somewhere... I need that doggy.
Dress up as a doggy and imitate a good woof-woof. Then you go to the gate of the Kingdom of Animals. Because you are an INFJ, you will successfully get your way through, find him and escape with him.
can safely guess my death will probably involve me making yet another crappy joke, and karma deciding enough is enough
...with a roll of the all seeing eye, a piano is dropped on your head...