Fact: The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate, and very interesting.
Fact: In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this.
FACT: Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitus.
What can I say?
maybe you should make a blog? It's sole purpose could be listing all your cool traits and what not? or you could just spam every thread you come across with Detective Conan facts?