Lovely.
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Do you just shorten it or just get something special done to it?
But what are you gonna do to your hair?
When I have it cut, I won't have to use half a gallon of hair gel, so you can touch properly then. We both win
You NEED to keep saying it, that's how it works!
The worst part of my body? You're welcome to it!
I'm starting to think you just want me for my suspicious!
My suspicious beats yours any day of the week.
Yes. Of course it is.
Well I know exactly what that means!
Hey, I know you do too!
Oh, that's good then. Don't cry, you shall know soon.
And I'm always thinking things I don't want you to know.
Oh, lol, okay. So you're not going to do it then? Before you've even heard it? It's only small stuff.
Do you really want me to tell you, here? Lol.
I'm saying, I could tell you what I would like to do (only small stuff) but if you come round and you don't wanna do it then I'd look at bit of twat when we're both sat there thinking about the same thing because then you know what I'm thinking. Because I wrote it in a silly message!
Like, just kissing.
Hahaha, I don't know if there is any point because I don't know if you'll want to do it when you get here anyway. So i'll look like an idiot when we're sat in the kitchen like: "...Yep..." But I could tone it down to acceptable levels.
And I'll have hob nobs. Lots.
No, but you did give me some inspiration. It will require pictorial evidence. Or maybe not. I'm not sure... So close to you coming round I wouldn't want to give you access to the invisible part of my plan.
Oh dear, I just thought of a risqu
...will make you very happy!
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