Oh you posted the response on your own profile, I do that all the time! I don't understand what existential knot means?
As for the motorcycle, my legs aren't the longest but I had a tough time planting both feet down solidly. That model of Yamaha is cheap so the rear spring can't be adjusted to lower it. However, I shaved the seat which helped considerably.
One of my old friends' had a petite wife who rode a katana, she seemed to like that pretty well. As long as the rear spring is adjustable you should be able to reach. Just make sure to be hyper-aware when you are riding. No getting lost in your mind!