Silently Honest

Get your punk self in Chat...or suffer my drunken wrath

HA sorry i was away..... hehehe. And i'm leaving again shortly. *One* of these days we'll have an awesome IM convo...

Hey, everyone, my internet is acting up, so until its fixed, I'll barely be on. I'll miss you guys! See you soon, hopefully!

Hee! Every time I see the cat post on my wall I lol

Slowly.....You people need to stop posting! I'm probably at 5200 something right about now....But I'm not reading everything.

Please... If *I* were ten years younger and single I'd be trying my best to charm you myself. Maybe. I kind of dig arrogant bastards tho. You'll do fine. And if she doesn't dig you, she's a freaking moron and its her loss.

Ok... it seems my boyfriend has stopped giving me the silent treatment. I better go soothe him some more G'night! *smooches*
And why are you still up at this hour young man?! You should IM me instead one of these days.... I give good chat! Later!

And that, my dear, is why you're gonna be a AWESOME boyfriend to your lucky lady!

Ha I know I joke around a lot, but I'm harder to get into than Fort Knox irl, so not so much the easy lay part . Flings don't matter, they are just distractions for my chronic boredom.
Its the serious relationships that present a challenge.

My last boyfriend straight up told me that he was intimidated by my intelligence and it was something he felt he had to "Get over", because I was perfect otherwise. I helped him out with that with a quickness.

Ha that was totally more sarcastic than I intended... disregard....

Ha.. Yeah guys just LOVE it when I tell them my IQ. It doesn't make them feel weird whatsoever.
:: Only not at all. I seriously get more action from being cute and stupid then having brains.
The only guys impressed or turned by my intellect are straight up HOOD THUG gangsters types... I don't know what that's about....

Hmmm. Does she need help with her schoolwork... ? you mentioned she struggles in class. She might appreciate a helping hand. I know it might seem a bit like a cliche but its a good in if you can manage it. It doesn't work if you're a girl though. Guys hate girl smarter than them.

Well you find a way to tell her that her eyes swallowed you up without sounding cheesy. What was going on the exact minute that you knew you were interested in her? Did it hit you like a ton of bricks in the face or did it haunt you like a song you forgot some of the lyrics too?


Heh, sorry i got distracted by Lost. This show has gotten so much better since Brian K Vaughn took over.
*lusts over bald, pale, comic book writer who isn't aware of my existence*

When she's in class she's intently focused on work, it seems that she has a hard time of it and needs too, she's far too kind, I think I heard my ExTx friend say that she thinks she's a little airheaded. This is not the case, her eyes, her goddamn eyes not to sound cliche or cheesy but damn it, they really DO lead to her soul.

I think she plays tennis.

Hmm does she read or anything? Like have you notice any of her interests? What does she like to do?

I'm the wrong person to take romantic advice from at the moment actually. My fella is PISSED at me. I guess I forgot to tell him I'm leaving for a month on Friday. He better not try to talk me out of it. I've been writing emails ALL FREAKING DAY.....

You're going to have to use the poetry in your soul to woo her, man. I've won half the guys I win over by writing something about them or for them. Girls are fucking suckers for pretty words from a cute guy. *Trust* me on that. I'm sort of a guy's girl and all my guy friends ask me to write their love letters for them. It works like a charm. But I'm prolly betraying the sisterhood or something so I should stop that.

Or... where do you shine the most in real life? Whatever you're good at... use it to impress her, but don't be obvious about it. I mean it really depends on what kind of person she is...

No don't start flirting until you have something interesting or funny to say. *I* will shut a guy down with a quickness if I think he's trying to flirt and he doesn't know me.

What works for me, (and you are aware that I'm weird so take it for what its worth) is someone talking to me as if I were human and not like they were tryin to holla. What is it you like about her? If you can communicate what got you thinking about her in the first place... it might be gravy. Especially if its something she's never heard before.

Some lady told you that your junk will make a woman happy?!? I'm a total pervert and even I don't say stuff like that! That is crazy.... but hilarious. I'm going to tell someone that randomly now,,,,

I guess if people say it all the time, it must be true. Now all you have to find is the perfect girl. Any prospects?
I don't envy heterosexual guys. I personally think all women are kind of crazy for the most part.
That's why I'm strictly dickly these days. LOL! I think I need Jesus....

Aww you're a natural romantic then! You'll make some girl lucky, mister. Natural romantics are hard to find. Or maybe that's just *my* experience. Heh.

Meh we're all connect to the world around us subconsciously. You can't watch all the flowers blossoming and not get some kind of stirring in your soul.