A whole bag of prunes will make any control freak regret such choices.
My shit smells like Damascus roses. Okay then...
Forget the prunes, because although tasty, they will wreak havoc on your GI tract.
Instead, order that 10-30 ml vial of foul liquid with putrescine, cadaverine, methanethiol, and a nip of ammonia.
Fecal smell, rotting flesh smell, rotting sulfury egg smell, and that nip of acrid eye and lung burn.
I used to have a vial in the ‘90s that a college lab produced for me. Did it work?
Yes, but a single drop could make an entire public bathroom uninhabitable. Nearby exposure to a freshly deposited drop would induce retching, gagging, sweating, and eventual forceful vomiting.
Nasty business to be sure, but nasty treats for nasty people, amirite?
Ya’ Boyee,
Ian