how could anybody possibly want to see you in trouble at work???  what a bunch of fuckers!!
 
BTWWWW, EARLY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
feel honored, i usually never wish people happy bday.  it's against my, errr, religion.  yeah, that's it.
 
i'm gonna bake you something.  you can either have a cake, or some pot brownies.  your call.  lemme know.
 
: P