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Vicarious

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  • Detective Conan
    *your dog raises leg* AH DOG DOG DOG *runs around* he's evil! :( Did I mention that this shrub grows LEMONS!?!?!?! *dramatic look chipmunk plays*

    and, knowing my luck, your dog isn't the kind that raises his leg?
    Detective Conan
    Now I wonder what you would've said if I said yes.... Anyway, the whole stalking thing is much more trouble than it's worth. BTW, I love what you did with your front room ;D
    Detective Conan
    Haha! I'd find it hard to believe that imagery would turn you on if you knew what I look like... so I'd have to say no. I'm not trying.
    Detective Conan
    I'll take your word on that, but I don't think I'll test any waters by explaining how I think it'd be hilarious to wear high cut shorts, a groucho marks pair of glasses, a beanie, and one of those feminine tops that look like a big bandana tied into a knot (whatever the hell it's called), all while riding a children's bicycle with training wheels. The colors? Pink and white!

    I'd love to share that with you. But I can't.

    ....Wait....
    Detective Conan
    True... but what's even better is seeing the reactions on people's faces when I... oh... nevermind, that image would probably be too graphic for you ;D
    Detective Conan
    Why would you waste meat on minions? Unless... OH! I see. By throwing the meat at them, their brittle bones will tenderize it, making it perfect for cooking... BRILLIANT!
    Detective Conan
    Assuming they don't try to turn on you. That's the thing with minions: you never know whe-- *loud crash in the background* damnit, this is exactly what I mean! *tosses an explosive lemon into the next room*. Minions... so rebellious.
    Detective Conan
    Perhaps :P but since when do plans ever go according to plan, especially for evil doers? I'm more of a go with the flow and be evil as I see fit kind of guy :P
    Detective Conan
    True, you can get really bad citrus burns depending on what you do with the lemons... take me, for example. I've made my lemons combustible. No one ever sees it coming XD
    D
    Wow...that's pretty smart...NOT! I am always surprised by stupidity...Idk why...you'd think I'd know by now that people just don't get it, nor do they seem to care. I think idiocy is catching, lol.
    D
    Apparently, vampires want not only blood, but pee as well...must be those Cali health nut weirdo vamps, haha. The multiple cathings have given me a UTI, for fuck's sake. So I'm on Bactrim, which is totes redonkulous as I'll probs get another infection from the surgery cath, but wtf ever.

    But my lungs are clear, so the surgery is a go...after I sign my insurance waiver that states I realize that by having a hysterectomy I will become sterile, lol! Like seriously? How can you not know that?! Blarg!
    D
    I know what you mean about working and having kids...it especially sucked for me working nights; never got to see them except for my days off. Working weekends and holidays sucked, too. And while working a 16 hour shift is nice pay, it's an absolute killer.

    And yeah, I'll be glad when this whole mess is over with...surgery is June 2nd, assuming my pre-op, etc. goes well.
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    That's great that the insurance will cover your losses. It must be such a relief!

    What work do you do at the doc's office, may I ask? Just curious, as I most recently worked as a CNA in our county's nursing home.

    As far as my surgery, it's a two-parter. First part is the hysterectomy and the second is a bladder sling and possible cystocele repair.
    D
    I got about that much time before I have to go to the doctor yet again...damn vampires want more of my blood, blarg!
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