i'm sorry i couldnt help myself!
damn these prescription pills!!!!!!!
damn these prescription pills!!!!!!!
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::waits to see boobs::
*shrugs* thanks, but I'm fine
Did you have to use non-lethal force on the prisoners? Tasers or whatnot? lol
Lucky you XD I had to work from 3 to 10 (closing) today. It sucked... a manager cut a linecook right before the dinner rush because they needed to save labor *facepalm* so, meanwhile, we got swamped and our timing on food was always to the knuckle. I didn't even get my break *group sigh* that's right, I'm badass enough to do a group sigh BY MYSELF.
I'm glad you had a good day, though
Despite how I complain, things weren't too bad.
lol no comment
show me your tits.
lol.
laid off?? what the fuck? i love how assholes always wind up getting rid of the best workers, mind blowing. what was their reasoning? downsizing? fuckin idiots.
they like to keep the people who are mindless robots, its alot easier to control them.
hey stranger.
i thought you stopped liking me : /
everything hurts and i cant breathe. i had a "septoplasty" this past week. im taking pills that make everything kinda dreamy and weird, lol. which isnt really much of a stretch, because everythings always dreamy and weird in tom world anyway. but these make me pass out in literally 20 minutes. so un safe.
how are things in the "heartland"? lol
Yeah, I don't think you were the only one. I mean, it was big... AND BLUE!? How can you not stare at something like that?
At least I saw the wang hanging out at the end of Teen Wolf...
I can't believe it... I never miss things like that... WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!? ;_;
They can if you have a shrink ray... and I don't recall the Wizard of Oz monkeys being in heat... unless I missed some deleted scenes that would indicate otherwise.
Really? I would've thought irate undead gorillas in heat with pterodactyl wings would've been the better choice...
Who needs spoilers when you have bedazzling?
shoot! *runs away* oh no, the fro! IT CREATES AIR RESISTANCE! *jumps as an explosion goes off behind me* note to self: start running before I throw the grenade...
*tosses the grenade to you* hot potato!
*reaches into the fro of mystery* maybe... it might take me a while to find it... oh! I found a grenade. You could just make your problem disappear instead ;D
Oh yes... and no one would ever expect what else I would pull out of my fro....
Kind of. Mine's bigger. His fro is so... puny... real evil sports unwieldy fros, like the one I have.
Totally. Nothing says evil like oily legs. lol! -
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