Oh no! That sucks 
I'm happy to be your minion
Train me, baby!
I'm happy to be your minion
Train me, baby!
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*evil hug* there. Now you'll have to wonder whether I was wearing those cutoffs or not ;D baha
That restlessness is never fun. I get the same feeling when I'm not working. It's almost like I think I'm forgetting to do something but there's nothing to do (except the normal evil stuff... and sporting some sweet cutoffs). Would an evil hug, from one villain to another, help?
Hopefully you know that isn't true
you're an awesome villainness-in-training ;D
Yeah, I feel you there. I hated job hunting. Sure, I got another job somewhat quickly (is a month considered quick? lol), but that was after a couple of handfuls of interviews. At least you got laid off; that's easier to explain later than being fired.
That really blows. I guess the jokes that involve sexual favors in the workplace are sometimes true XD knowing my luck, that just made things worse... At least it sounds like your former employer is being civil about the whole thing. They could just try to screw you over on the way out.
OUCH! I'm so sorry to hear about that I guess sending zombies to invade your office is a bad idea? Cuz, like, I could totally get Fred or Bon to go in and labotimize someone so you could get your job back.
How's the zombie training going? Any results yet?
Well, that is one of the most beautiful pugs I've ever seen. Lovely.
Like I said, the sweet cutoffs help a lot. As for the issue with the dead meat getting all over the place... I'm still trying to resolve that. I got so angry today. This thing I created to help me dominate the world. I just don't see who could've penetrated my impenetrable fortress...
Ugh... that sounds painful. Here's what you need to do with the zombies (I speak from experience, speaking with some enhanced truth) : train them to moan in unison and in tune. At first, it'll sound like a bunch of old people trying to have an orgasm. This is normal. But with about a week of practice, you can have them moaning whatever tune you want them to I found that it helps to train them while styling and profiling. In my case, this involved the daisy duke shirt and some sweet cutoffs ;D
Does evil cleaning mean you made things dirtier than they already were? Or did you polish the goodness off the bad things? I'm assuming zombies were involved in some way or another.
that's so strange. Like, I'd think you'd have loads of evil minions right now... maybe you need a different advertising campaign... like, you could try some sort of public stunt that'll make the minions go "oh, what a badass!"
So have you gotten any applications for evil minions yet?
Next time, definitely
Could not have said it better myself!
Ugh... you just had to make a Spanglish reference there, didn't ya? XD Pay no attention to that shrub outside of your window~
Well this conversation of randomness died down pretty fast.... *rides by on a pink and white bicycle with training wheels* wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
That's what she said sorry, couldn't resist.
Well I guess it's good that I just threw a lemon at him... won't feel bad because no kicking was involved. XD jk -
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