Vicarious

Yep, figured you to be about my age. There were at least 3 other Heather's in my H.S. & in every college class... SO annoying... WTF!?

It's a frickin' excellent name... Our parents are geniuses! (Don't tell them i said that...)

let's take over the world. Heather's unite. Although... to be fair... my dad named me (whilst my mom was unconscious) after some drunk girl he met at a bonfire...

y'know... i didn't think it was possible to like you even more, but i do... out of sheer vanity. you're delightful.

We DO!?!? I LOVE your name! it's the best one.

You seem awesome. I wish we could hang out irl. I am fated to look eternally 12 unfortunately... folks check my ID for a reeeeally long time before selling me liquor & letting me into clubs. It's annoying. I know... cry you a river, right? I'm sorry you've had a rough go of it. i hope things turn around for you, soon.

They asked me if it was for halloween, i said no, then got asked more questions, and was asked not to wear it to work in the future. (And CLEARLY I'm emo, as you can tell from my photos... *facepalm*)

Yeah, seriously. My work ethic is off the chain. Luckily in health & childcare they are more concerned with whether or not I provide good care & keep things clean & orderly, so I haven't found it to be an issue, even in Christian daycares, though... I have been repremanded for hickeys & black nail polish, and being overly affectionate. YIKES!

I wish you well on the job hunt. It is hard these days!
I am of the stubborn opinion that if an employer doesn't recognize my value to their company because of my tats & pink hair, they can kiss my ass, because they don't deserve me as an employee anyway! (You're good to be responsible, though... I'm hella defiant. )

Then what kind of things are conversation stoppers for you?

Hahahaa....That's a GREAT name for a Pug. .

Darn, I was hoping I had found a good conversation stopper XD it usually works at schools, where cadavers aren't that common.... But we had tunnels of blood... and blood paths that look like someone was run over by a steamroller. I think things were like that because the school locked its students into the building for weeks on end. That's what the triangle shirtwaist factory did... I don't see why they thought things would be different. The only thing I learned from those days is that I can yell and beat the hell out of things to get my way XD jk jk...

So what kind of creepy does "filling a push cart full of cadavers and pushing it really hard down a hall and letting it roll on its own" fall into?

I don't think Christopher Walkin is creepy... I've always thought of him as more eccentric.

LOL I actually kind of like Tim Curry as an actor... he's awesome in his creepiness. And, wait wait... Captain Planet won't scar them for life? Did you forget about the gang and safe sex episodes?

I was thinking Ferngully or Once Upon a Forest... although Ferngully had Tim Curry's singing in it... but that's countered with Robin Williams' rapping.

You could always torture them with bad environmental cartoons for a day or two... that might knock something loose XD kidding, of course... I would never subject anyone to movies like that... Perhaps you should invest in an evil monkey to live in their closet?

Oh, a classic. I like that Although, I'd use that punishment sparingly... remember the Shining? I'm pretty sure Jack got the same childhood punishments XD

ok last one i promise...