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1. I was doing a stump cut on a tree. I was on my knees I was almost all the way through with the cut.The guy working with me tried to shove the stump away. He thought I was all the way through. It went up, came back down, clapped my chainsaw walked the bar out as I was in full rev and could not stop it as it cut through my leg and quad tendon..

2. I was laying pipe in a ditch 6foot deep. It was coiled pipe, I was rolling it backwards through the ditch and the ditch caved in and burried me to the waste I was pinned couldn't move and had to get dug out..

3. I was 23 it was winter, deep snow, and my buddy was pulling me behind a truck down the road. I was on a water raft connected to a long rope tied to the hitch.we were going roughly 25mph. I got sucked into the ditch. Right in front of a telephone poll and smashed into the poll..

4. I was on a boat with 2, 250 hp johnson motors and we were going across the lake at around 70mph the boat hopped as we hit another boats wake I was sitting in the front of the boat and flew up and out the boat . I Hit the water and sorta skipped like a rock for a good distance while flipping

(?・・)σ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
 
Hmm!
  1. I have grey blue eyes
  2. My shoe size is UK 8
  3. I like beer
  4. I am 5ft 8in tall
1. I was doing a stump cut on a tree. I was on my knees I was almost all the way through with the cut.The guy working with me tried to shove the stump away. He thought I was all the way through. It went up, came back down, clapped my chainsaw walked the bar out as I was in full rev and could not stop it as it cut through my leg and quad tendon..

2. I was laying pipe in a ditch 6foot deep. It was coiled pipe, I was rolling it backwards through the ditch and the ditch caved in and burried me to the waste I was pinned couldn't move and had to get dug out..

3. I was 23 it was winter, deep snow, and my buddy was pulling me behind a truck down the road. I was on a water raft connected to a long rope tied to the hitch.we were going roughly 25mph. I got sucked into the ditch. Right in front of a telephone poll and smashed into the poll..

4. I was on a boat with 2, 250 hp johnson motors and we were going across the lake at around 70mph the boat hopped as we hit another boats wake I was sitting in the front of the boat and flew up and out the boat . I Hit the water and sorta skipped like a rock for a good distance while flipping

(?・・)σ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
I think No 4 is most likely false. At the very least you have exaggerated the situation even if it’s based on an actual event.
 
1 is the lie :tearsofjoy:

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Well done InTRo that’s right! My shoe size is UK 10. Sorry Noisy :(.

I was a little unfair with this because they were such short statements - but first try got it lol.
I will admit ,based only on your height being true, is that of what promoted my conclusion . Your shoe size seemed small for your height in that configuration. Of course it's not 100% probable to say a 5foot8 male couldn't possess a size Uk.8 but in majority I would presume a more sizeable foot. Thanks for praticepation in the thread . And yes short statements lean way more to just guessing. So worthy attempt goes out to noisebloom..thanks for your praticepation as well..
 
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