7 AM-7:15 AM Wake up. Drag body downstairs to make coffee, slip into comatose state till coffee is ready.
7:15 AM-7:30 AM Attempt to wake up 6 year old ENTP repeatedly, until finally having to drag him out of bed bodily, place him in a standing up position, and block the route back to the bed, while dressing and preparing breakfast for 2 year old.
7:30 AM-7:45 AM Ye--tell 6 year old to get dressed, eat breakfast, and please wear underwear this morning!
7:45 AM-8 AM Shower, dress, and possibly eat breakfast and make 6 year old's lunch.
8 AM-8:15 AM Find children's shoes and put them on them. Ye--tell 6 year old to put shoes on. Place his uneaten breakfast into a container for trip to school.
8:15 AM-8:30 AM Blissful morning traffic. Drop 6 year old off.
8:30 AM-8:45 AM More blissful morning traffic. Drop 2 year old off.
8:45 AM-9 AM Even more blissful morning traffic! Arrive at work.
9 AM-9:30 AM Respond to only friend's messages.
9:30 AM-11:45 AM Cleverly interleave work with internet relaxation to avoid work related stress disorder and internet addiction simultaneously.
11:45 AM-12:45 PM Lunch.
12:45 PM-4 PM Realize morning has been wasted, promise self to buckle down and get things done.
4 PM-5 PM Work.
5 PM-6 PM Exercise, only happy moment of entire week.
6 PM-6:30 PM Cook dinner for family. While wife insists she needs some alone time, children begin daily unpacking of household items.
6:30 PM-7 PM Eat, ye--tell 6 year old to eat.
7 PM-7:15 PM Clear dishes and throw away 6 year old's uneaten food.
7:15 PM-8:30 PM Black out.
8:30 PM-8:45 PM Bath time!
8:45 PM-8:50 PM Mop up contents of bath from floor.
8:50 PM-9 PM Put 2 year old to bed if not already passed out on floor (him not me, hopefully).
9 PM-9:30 PM Clean up and read to 6 year old.
9:30 PM-10 PM Answer 6 year old ENTP's questions about what we just read and put him to bed.
10 PM-10:05 PM Make a stiff one.
10:05 PM-11:30 PM Watch TV with wife, while 6 year old appears periodically with complaints about lack of service, volume, need to eat.
11:30 PM Wife goes to bed, brush teeth.
11:30 PM-2 AM Me time.