A MUCH NEEDED Trump Thread

ezra said:
Dear members & friends of Team Ezrizon,

It is with great joy I can announce that I have found the love of my life.
Her name is Agarina and she's a 19 year old Japanese au pair that has worked in my home for the last 4 months.
We are engaged and have begun planning a wedding in Las Vegas that will take place in the next couple of days.

We will all take back Washington soon!

@invisible @Wyote @Eventhorizon @Skarekrow @Milktoast Bandit @hush @ruji @Soulfire @James

Thank you all for your donations and love! We truly appreciate it.
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I can't wait to see your babies!
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ezra said:
Dear members & friends of Team Ezrizon,

It is with great joy I can announce that I have found the love of my life.
Her name is Agarina and she's a 19 year old Japanese au pair that has worked in my home for the last 4 months.
We are engaged and have begun planning a wedding in Las Vegas that will take place in the next couple of days.

We will all take back Washington soon!

@invisible @Wyote @Eventhorizon @Skarekrow @Milktoast Bandit @hush @ruji @Soulfire @James

Thank you all for your donations and love! We truly appreciate it.
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So..um...yeah..will you kindly accept a goat as payment? I am also behind in a few payments and offer you 4 more goats in order to compensate.

By the way, do you have any news on Victor the reading goat? I miss him horribly.
Luckily, two more of my goats have started reading. I'm starting to think that building my goat farm on top of an old graveyard might have something to do with these odd happenings going on with my goats. Perhaps this graveyard was used for librarians? shamans? librarian shamans? I have yet to know....
But anyway...

It would be an honor to give you Wanda the reading goat as a token of my undying loyalty to Team Ezrizon.

Please send my regards to Victor....and try not to tell him about Wanda yet...I want it to be a surprise!

PS If you can maybe send us a specialist to find out what kind of graveyard my goat farm is sitting on, i'D be forever grateful
 
Soulfire said:
So..um...yeah..will you kindly accept a goat as payment? I am also behind in a few payments and offer you 4 more goats in order to compensate.

By the way, do you have any news on Victor the reading goat? I miss him horribly.
Luckily, two more of my goats have started reading. I'm starting to think that building my goat farm on top of an old graveyard might have something to do with these odd happenings going on with my goats. Perhaps this graveyard was used for librarians? shamans? librarian shamans? I have yet to know....
But anyway...

It would be an honor to give you Wanda the reading goat as a token of my undying loyalty to Team Ezrizon.

Please send my regards to Victor....and try not to tell him about Wanda yet...I want it to be a surprise!

PS If you can maybe send us a specialist to find out what kind of graveyard my goat farm is sitting on, i'D be forever grateful
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Dear Soulfire,

I'm sorry to say that James sacrificed Victor just before our plane ride home from Jamaica to assure us safe passage.
At the time I was on board, and saw it as a good way of insuring that I wouldn't be in another hotel fire'ie situation, but I apologize for the cruel fate that he suffered.
It would be best if I not tell you how he was sacrificed.

Send me a DM and we can arrange for the logistics of mailing a goat.
Can you keep one in a mansion? These are the types of questions I have.

Signed,
Ezra
Co-founder of Team Ezrizon
 
Dear Team Ezrizon members,

I want to come clean about the reason for why I am marrying Agarina.
We began having an intimate relationship when I went to Japan for a press tour 8 and a half months ago where she became pregnant.
At first I denied being the father, but after a lengthy trial in Japan, I decided to arrange for her to come live here.
I have just recently learned that a normal pregnancy takes 9 months, so it seems logical that we get married before we have our baby boy.

We are both very excited to bring Donald John Trump Jr. into the world. It is an exciting and optimistic time to bring children into the world.

Ezra
 
Eventhorizon is suspiciously quiet.
 
Hahaha..ahh.

That is all.
 
Please come back Agarina. I will do anything you say. I've been such a mess ever since you left me 5 hours ago ...
I've bought 8 products off of QVC, drank 9 bottles of Chianti and started bidding on a time-share in Quebec.
My life is an empty shell.
Nothing matters to me any more.
Down with liberals.
We will win.
...
 
hush said:
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*gurgles*
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Is this a picture of Jesus after drinking from his lead lined cup?
 
the said:
Eventhorizon is suspiciously quiet.
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Not a lot of reasons for me to be in this thread. I see now the promise of money was nothing but a farce.
 
ezra said:
Why do you even want money?
Everything is meaningless.
We are all just pods of fluid wandering through the universe, waiting for our impending doom...
Oh please Agarina. Please come back ...
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Because it's in my contract and I don't like to offend paperwork.

I have used 2 monkey emojis...maybe 3 But I know for sure at least 2. That's 3 million US dollars I am waiting on.
 
Eventhorizon said:
Because it's in my contract and I don't like to offend paperwork.

I have used 2 monkey emojis...maybe 3 But I know for sure at least 2. That's 3 million US dollars I am waiting on.
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Consider Schrute bucks instead
 
I propose that all members are now paid in “Trump Tokens”.
They are plated in 100% gold-like substances and worth waaaaay more than the US $ will be soon.
They will be Yuge!

(Also...it’s best to wear gloves when handling them...some stupid liberal EPA scientist says the heavy metals contained therein could...and the key word here is “could” be absorbed through the skin and cause you to bleed profusely from your anus, as well as, but not limited to, causing severe irreversible brain damage with testicular elephantiasis)
 


And remember everyone!!!!

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