Adopt me!

[NiennaLadyOfTears]

Nope, because I am not an elf. I'm more of a hobbit.

 

[dark_angel]

Nah, I think I'll pass on you.

*kicks out to curb*

agreed *goes running, screeming into the night*

 

[Melkor]

Nope, because I am not an elf. I'm more of a hobbit.

I see, then I had better just kick you and run off.

agreed *goes running, screeming into the night*

Oooh? An angel, and a dark one at that!

*Grabs rucksack and chases with the adoption papers*

 

[Skoffin]

Ohhh, I'll adopt you. I've always wanted a minion.

 

[Grey Wolf]

I'll adopt you! the pack could always use a moving food store. We'll feed you well, fatten you up. lodging wise however, we tend to travel a lot. but food good! if you dont mind raw

oh! and if we have no food, i'm sorry your it

 

[Melkor]

Ohhh, I'll adopt you. I've always wanted a minion.

Sorry, but I only accept minions!

I'll adopt you! the pack could always use a moving food store. We'll feed you well, fatten you up. lodging wise however, we tend to travel a lot. but food good! if you dont mind raw

Ah, most tempting offer yet.

I simply adore wolves, the silent predators with their glowing eyes and careful ways.

I could certainley use fattening up!

 

[slant]

ppssshh no one adopted me when I made this thread

 

[Melkor]

Well thats because no-one likes you obviously.

Possibly the demon-child vibe you give off.

Well, okay, I have that too, but I compensate by being cute.

*Rubs eyes*

I'ma sleepy.

*Crawls onto Slants knee and falls asleep*

 

[Grey Wolf]

Well thats because no-one likes you obviously.

Possibly the demon-child vibe you give off.

Well, okay, I have that too, but I compensate by being cute.

*Rubs eyes*

I'ma sleepy.

*Crawls onto Slants knee and falls asleep*

hmm.. I wonder which part of you is gonna be missing when you wake up

 

[Satya]

Hm...a 19 year old male seeking adoption. I need to know the answers to two questions before I let you know whether or not I'm interested...

1. How cute are you?
2. What is your favorite brand of lube?

 

[Melkor]

One- I dunno, do you like depressed and floppy haired introverts?

Two-what the hell is lube?

 

[Adymus]

floppy haired

My imagination is running wild with what this could possibly mean.

 

[88chaz88]

Two-what the hell is lube?

Really?

Okay it's sweeties. Go with Satya!

 

[Melkor]

Sweeties

Really?

So is that an American thing?

I honestly don't know.

I coulda swore it had something to do with the internal engines of cars and their maintenance.

Agh, and I can't google it cause I'm on a mobile.

But as for my cute factor, a profile picture should ruin that:3

 

[88chaz88]

Oh I wouldn't bother with silly things like looking things up. Just move in with Satya.

Carpe diem dude, carpe diem.

 

[Melkor]

Is Satya kind loving and gentle?

More importantly, does he have a games console with at least eight games with 'FINAL FANTASY' in the title?

 

[88chaz88]

I'm sure he is and he does.

Oh and feel free to turn up in priest robes with a bible in your hand. It'll make you so much cuter to him.

 

[slant]

-lifts up vest and reveals explosives-

 

[88chaz88]

-lifts up vest and reveals explosives-

Anyone ever told you that you try too hard?

 

[Melkor]

*Shuts his eyes as the some twenty-five plained clothed INFJ police-folk open fire on poor Slant before she can get so much as a finger on the detonator.
She falls to the ground moments later, rather unexploded and resembling swiss cheese, only red and human shaped.*

Oh dear...

Don't these mad bombers ever learn?

*Puts on his 3-D glasses and watches the carnage unfold in red and blue*

*sighs*

Thats better...hrm, it's almost real.:}