[PUG] Beat Flavus in a Match of Wits and WIN a Prize

[sprinkles]

Au contraire my little minx, many would do well to imitate, some foolishly parody, but no one's ego comes away as anything but inspired, or deflated, when they measure themselves against me. This is why the saggy man-teat reference is so appropriate in your case. If I am a saggy man teat, you surely must be lower-hanging-twin of an octogenarian woman's asymmetric nipples, with gravel-rash from dragging on the pavement.

You seem to think I'm playing.

 

[Flavus Aquila]

You seem to think I'm playing.

No. I think you're either premenstrual, or menopausal.

 

[sprinkles]

No. I think you're either premenstrual, or menopausal.

Even if I am, this hate is real.

 

[Flavus Aquila]

Even if I am, this hate is real.

I know it seems real now, but it will seem like a distant memory once you have a hot-water bottle, chocolate, Tylenol, and some tampons to comfort you.

 

[sprinkles]

I know it seems real now, but it will seem like a distant memory once you have a hot-water bottle, chocolate, Tylenol, and some tampons to comfort you.

Nope, sorry. You're on my forever shitlist with [MENTION=9401]LucyJr[/MENTION] and [MENTION=731]the[/MENTION]

 

[Flavus Aquila]

Nope, sorry. You're on my forever shitlist with @LucyJr and @the

Forever? Sounds like crazy-stalker sexual frustration.

 

[Peppermint]

Nope, sorry. You're on my forever shitlist with @LucyJr and @the

no luzi? I'm disappointed.

 

[sprinkles]

Forever? Sounds like crazy-stalker sexual frustration.

Your naive self would think it is that mild.

 

[sprinkles]

no luzi? I'm disappointed.

My spite for luzi is respectful.

I only hate him a little. And gently.

 

[Flavus Aquila]

Your naive self would think it is that mild.

My naive self would know that it's mild.

 

[sprinkles]

My naive self would know that it's mild.

Your comebacks are weak and overwrought.

But at least you recognize that you are naive, apparently.

 

[Flavus Aquila]

Your comebacks are weak and overwrought.

But at least you recognize that you are naive, apparently.

I don't believe in overkill. Naivety is sufficient to deal with a vitamin D deficient gamer sitting in her parent's home, surrounded by empty food containers.

 

[sprinkles]

I don't believe in overkill. Naivety is sufficient to deal with a vitamin D deficient gamer sitting in her parent's home, surrounded by empty food containers.

See, unlike you I don't have to make stuff up. I don't believe in insults which aren't true.

 

[Flavus Aquila]

See, unlike you I don't have to make stuff up. I don't believe in insults which aren't true.

I believe humans are creatures of habit. If you consider saying that you hate someone is a witty insult, it can only mean one thing - and we both know it: besides in-game gamer chat, you virtually speak only to your parents in frustrated exasperation.

 

[sprinkles]

I believe humans are creatures of habit. If you consider saying that you hate someone is a witty insult, it can only mean one thing - and we both know it: besides in-game gamer chat, you virtually speak only to your parents in frustrated exasperation.

It wasn't an insult. It was a statement of fact.

Edit:
And besides, I don't play games like that. I also don't disrespect my parents. Not that I have to justify myself to you.

 

[Flavus Aquila]

It wasn't an insult. It was a statement of fact.

It was a denial of you're being a basement/bedroom dweller, whose only exposure to UV comes from a gap in the curtain.

 

[sprinkles]

It was a denial of you're being a basement/bedroom dweller, whose only exposure to UV comes from a gap in the curtain.

Now you're just being an asshole.


Oh wait, that's not new.

 

[sprinkles]

Got nothing else to say?

Come on, I'll gladly take a hit to expose you for what you are.

I don't need to win. I don't even want to win. Taking you with me is sufficient.

 

[hush]

Less of this pug

More of this pug

 

[sprinkles]

No pug is the best I can do. Otherwise it'll just be a trojan pug.