Blatant Lies

[TinyBubbles]

This is completely not a thread for telling the most outrageous and obvious lies. This is not that at all.

Your turn

 

[jyrffw54]

[MENTION=3096]Sonya[/MENTION] is the meanest person I have ever encountered online.

 

[This]

Serenity is a real bitch!

 

[Jill Hives]

I have a moustache.

 

[Gaze]

I lived as a spy for 10 years and nobody knows but me and the FBI agent who I met, married, and tackled international espionage. *shifty eyes*

 

[This]

I've slept with over 8,000 different women between 2007 and 2008.

 

[jyrffw54]

I'm dropping chemistry to study accounting.

 

[This]

I used to be a sniper for the United States Special Ops.

 

[invisible]

i'm actually female.

 

[Barnabas]

I have distinct fear of facial hair and just find it icky

 

[invisible]

i hate pizza
hate hate pizza
hate hate hate hate hate
HATE HATE HATE
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

HAAAATTTEE HHHHAAAAAAATTEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAATE HAAHTEHTA HT AEI HTIO EHSAINE SKIFBWAL IUBWQE BEWIFBWEIB

 

[Siamese cat]

I never ever drink coffee.

 

[Flavus Aquila]

I'm really busy at work right now.

 

[melatonin]

I sleep too often.

 

[Gaze]

I am a morning person.

 

[jyrffw54]

I am flat chested

 

[invisible]

natalie portman's acting annoys me to death

 

[the]

MBTI is the key to happiness and success!

 

[dream echo]

I have never smoked.

 

[Bird]