Blind Dates

Bird said:
You are so lying.


Mf and I are going on a "blind" date.
He's excited, I don't know why he's
pulling this nervousness business.

Anyway, we're going to Andromeda together.
I'm just as excited as he is.
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But it's sooo far away. What if you turn out to be a raving axe murder and I'm stuck on a spaceship with you for thousands of years? What if, Bird, what if?
 
mf said:
But it's sooo far away. What if you turn out to be a raving axe murder and I'm stuck on a spaceship with you for thousands of years? What if, Bird, what if?
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Well.
You'd be dead and your body would get
struck by millions of meteors until it just
got hit so much there was nothing left.

And to be quite frank, I don't think anything
will be of any concern to you then.


That won't happen though because I
will need brute force to carry me around
on his back while I observe. I chose you
for your height.
 
Hmmm, raving axe murderer, or play pack mule for thousands of years...raving axe murderer, or play pack mule.

I guess I could carry you around then, but can you make sure the spaceship is built with tall enough corridors? I hit my head enough as it is, I'd hate to have to slouch for thousands of years to avoid hitting yours.
 
mf said:
Hmmm, raving axe murderer, or play pack mule for thousands of years...raving axe murderer, or play pack mule.

I guess I could carry you around then, but can you make sure the spaceship is built with tall enough corridors? I hit my head enough as it is, I'd hate to have to slouch for thousands of years to avoid hitting yours.
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Oh, I will definitely make sure.
I will also make sure that your
bed is extra-long.

My bed is going to be extra-warm.
 
Bird said:
Oh, I will definitely make sure.
I will also make sure that your
bed is extra-long.

My bed is going to be extra-warm.
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If you can guarantee that my bed will be extra long, my sleeping environment will be extra cold, there is an endless supply of good coffee, and that I can order ham and pineapple pizza whenever I please, then you have yourself a deal.
 
mf said:
If you can guarantee that my bed will be extra long, my sleeping environment will be extra cold, there is an endless supply of good coffee, and that I can order ham and pineapple pizza whenever I please, then you have yourself a deal.
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This sounds like the best blind date ever.
 
That blind date is definitely not for those fearing commitment, lol.
 
Also, I think it's important for you to know that I
don't put out after the first date and we're only
going out on one date.

You may want to bring some porn. I'm sorry.
 
NeverAmI said:
That blind date is definitely not for those fearing commitment, lol.
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When I get back, would you care to join me to the center of the Earth?
Bird said:
Also, I think it's important for you to know that I
don't put out after the first date and we're only
going out on one date.

You may want to bring some porn. I'm sorry.
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If you think an endless supply of pizza and good coffee can get me in teh sack, you're sadly mistaken.

I'm not that easy, sistah.
 
mf said:
When I get back, would you care to join me to the center of the Earth?

If you think an endless supply of pizza and good coffee can get me in teh sack, you're sadly mistaken.

I'm not that easy, sistah.
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I'm glad we're on the same page (:
 
Wyst said:
So I've never been on a blind date before but my roommate's fiance is trying to get me to go on a couple with some of her friends because, 'they're awesome girls'.

I'm ready to get back into the dating scene but not entirely sold on the blind date idea... it just sounds awkward. Yes, I know - it's a blind date.

But seriously - I'd like to hear some stories from those who've gone on blind dates before. What's it good? Horrible? Painful? Glad you went? Never going again?

*pulls up sofa and beckons you to start telling stories*
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I met my Wife on a blind date that was set up by the Wife of a guy I worked with.
Neither one of us was looking to get into a relationship at the time. We both had been divorced for a couple of years and were quite content living on our own.
We met at a BBQ at their house, and it didn't take long for us to notice particular attention was being paid to the both of us when we spoke to each other, as we sat at the picnic table.
"I see we have been set up"! I told her. She agreed.
Later in the evening, I quietly asked her if she would be interested in getting together for dinner when there weren't so many eavesdroppers around.
The following Saturday we went out for dinner and then to a couiple of night clubs.
7 months later we got married.
That was 12 years ago. It's still good!
 
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Bird said:
Also, I think it's important for you to know that I
don't put out after the first date and we're only
going out on one date.

You may want to bring some porn. I'm sorry.
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The way this is written makes it sound like you suggest he bring porn on the date, which I imagine would be rather awkward and not what you intended.
 
I've been on several, I dont think I would ever again, not that I am a meanie, but if I am not feeling it and not interested, I usually only put up with the charade for just so long before I find an exit strategy... the 2 I went on, called for exist strategies.
 
I've been on one blind date before and it turned out horribly. It takes me way to long to get comfortable with someone for blind dates to work. For that same reason one night stands are out of the question, too.
 
magister343 said:
The way this is written makes it sound like you suggest he bring porn on the date, which I imagine would be rather awkward and not what you intended.
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Hahahahaha.
You are right, I didn't intend for it to read that way.
I wasn't even convinced that it did come off that
way until I had read it through several times.

Thanks for the heads up :P
 
₲uardian said:
They are dealing with the same thing you are
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A logical statement. But don't you think that it leaves out being sensitive to where other people are emotionally?

I just think it's a little too cavalier.
 
Wyst said:
A logical statement. But don't you think that it leaves out being sensitive to where other people are emotionally?

I just think it's a little too cavalier.
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I don't think taking their emotions out of the equation is what's going on. They are just as likely to reject you. Tell me you wouldn't be hurt. Dealing with emotions are a part of life, and they exist for a reason.

I'm not telling you what to do nor telling you what's you should do. If you don't want to go on a blind date, then don't. It's your life.
 
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