I've read through this thread carefully, and decided to run for President in 2018. I know the next election is not due until 2020 but I've called Vladimir and he's "talking to his people " all I have to do is let him have the other half of Ukraine, and one bare chested photo op together.
I know some of you will say that's illegal and I was born in Britain, but I'm not gonna be deterred or argue with "the haters". As a token of good faith I'll give the square mile around the hospital I was born in to America. So that part is solved already.
I promise to unite the whole country in peace and harmony by invoking martial law, ordering the military to imprison anyone who disagrees with me, and closing down all of these lying fake media outlets. Then America can finally be free like Canada.
My feet hurt. Otherwise I'd totally do this, I would. And I wouldn't care what Meryl Streep said about me afterwards.
I know some of you will say that's illegal and I was born in Britain, but I'm not gonna be deterred or argue with "the haters". As a token of good faith I'll give the square mile around the hospital I was born in to America. So that part is solved already.
I promise to unite the whole country in peace and harmony by invoking martial law, ordering the military to imprison anyone who disagrees with me, and closing down all of these lying fake media outlets. Then America can finally be free like Canada.
My feet hurt. Otherwise I'd totally do this, I would. And I wouldn't care what Meryl Streep said about me afterwards.
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