Dismissed ideas:
Make a sail to travel as fast as the wind since the train is too heavy to get a speed boost from it (out of what? and get thrown about by winds, hit your head on a tree and die?)
Call for helicopter rescue (the wind is too strong, that's a hurricane level wind)
Wait for the fire, stay close to the floor (the method of death was uncertain, so there must be some obvious solution that covers everything)
Use the water in the train to put out the fire (it costs 4 euros per half a litre bottle, not enough money)
Mass suicide, souls get rescued by the alien mothership behind Vulcanus (never worked before)
Request help from the EU (they'll just add fuel to the fire hoping it'll burn more quickly)
Request help from NATO (Trump will bomb the forest and us with it)
Request help from the UN (Russia vetoed. Besides, the council is still having a meeting, although they did release a statement condemning the fire)
Request help from infjs.com (suffocate under the outburst of memes and hug emoticons)
Calm the hurricane by throwing bombs into them (sharks will fall from the sky, killing everyone)
Have an orgy because you're not going to survive anyway (well...)