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Trifoilum said:
So we're having buttermilk pancake, and @Milktoast Bandit is providing the pancake while @Skarekrow is providing the grated ......cheese?
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I have to say, cheese would be the food I would choose if I could only eat one thing for the rest of my life.
I usually have at least 2-3 kinds if not more in my fridge at any given time...hehe.
 
Skarekrow said:
I have to say, cheese would be the food I would choose if I could only eat one thing for the rest of my life.
I usually have at least 2-3 kinds if not more in my fridge at any given time...hehe.
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I have got Pizzagate in my subconscious and then I was lazily reading "I usually have have at least 2-3 kids if not more in my fridge at any given time...hehe."

Watch out:


Monty Python's Little Red Riding Hood​
 
ImaginaryBloke said:
I have got Pizzagate in my subconscious and then I was lazily reading "I usually have have at least 2-3 kids if not more in my fridge at any given time...hehe."

Watch out:


Monty Python's Little Red Riding Hood​
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You’re a sick man.
You aren’t getting enough fluoride in your diet.
 
Jet said:
My closet is "talking" and I can't fall asleep @_@

What would make it suddenly start being a creaky fucking closet??? In the 18 months I've lived here this has never been an issue.

If it's a ghost I swear I'm just going to quit lifing.
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You might already know this trick: if it's the hinges well, of course a bit of grease or something like WD40, even olive oil (that's all obvious, nothing new there), otherwise, run a bar of soap along the inner edge of the door, from top to bottom, as that part of the door can 'pinch' with the door frame and cause creaking. Hopefully that works, if at all it's applicable to your kind of closet door or it's the problem!
 
dang said:
Derail: Yes
Rhyming: No
This will be your final warning
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You're like one of those 'Hall Way Monitors.' Don't worry my friend. You have the upper hand now. But as soon as you leave the safety of this thread, like a nerd leaving the bosom of his school at the ring of the bell, a thousand owls shall come and peck your eyes whilst... @atree sings lullabies.

Sorry atree, get out of here fast, you just came to mind first.
 
Night Owl said:
You're like one of those 'Hall Way Monitors.' Don't worry my friend. You have the upper hand now. But as soon as you leave the safety of this thread, like a nerd leaving the bosom of his school at the ring of the bell, a thousand owls shall come and peck your eyes whilst... @atree sings lullabies.

Sorry atree, get out of here fast, you just came to mind first.
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I think someone has been paying attention to my status message about my vocal range. My lullabies are what parents threaten their children with when they won't go to sleep.
 
atree said:
I think someone has been paying attention to my status message about my vocal range. My lullabies are what parents threaten their children with when they won't go to sleep.
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Can you believe I hadn't even seen it yet! Come on, Simon says "yes":

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ImaginaryBloke said:
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Exactly, I agree. The punishment will be taring, feathering and plucking in accordance with ancient tradition.
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I agree! And thus you shall join me!
For look above and you will see
That you just rhymed, oh so light,
But nonetheless, you rhymed like me!
 
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