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They need to remake The Island Of Dr. Moreau with Nic Cage. I am starting a petition. I want to see a Nic Cage-lion hybrid freak mutant creature before I die. Let's do this. Who would be the director?
 
Night Owl said:
I think combining Kristen Stewart and Nic Cage has resulted in the worst possible actor ever to draw breath.

I don't mean that, my bias for Kristen Stewart undoes all my mean words.
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Would you have sex with Kristen Stewart if she had Nic Cage's face? Get me a good bag and maybe I would.
 
[MENTION=14730]Milktoast Bandit[/MENTION] No thumbs up for you buddy. As of now I just diagnosed myself with PTSD.
 
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dang said:
I am very tempted to either give you a thumbs down, or to gauge out my eyeballs, or both. In other words, I hate you now. You have ruined my life. By the way. Can I get his number?
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1-800-NITE-OWL
 
Have you noticed that this thread has essentially become a three man circle jerk? Where are all of the other derailers at? We especially need some female company.
 
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