I don't like cats. I don't like dogs. I love hawks
Reason:
Cats: Too serious, unloyal and lazy
Dogs: Too clingy, too melodramatic, loud, and too needy.
Dogs that bark are easy to make lick your hand.
I prefer cats because they don't shit everywhere. They dig a hole, urin/defecate and then bury it.
Cleaner, less dependant animals.