Do you judge people by their handshakes?

Quinlan said:
Funny thread, man I will never understand Fe or society or whatever it is going on.

I feel like hiding in my house for fear of all the people quietly assessing my every nuance... :behindsofa:
Click to expand...

*Quietly assesses* >8|

Although yeah, when I consider how much assessing I really do, I kind of creep myself out
 
anyone else kiss a womans hand upon meeting her? it seems to be dying out here...
 
You know, I would find that flattering. Or creepy. Probably both, but since I'm naturally somewhat of a creeper, it wouldn't be too creepy.

Charming. That's the word.
 
uh huh... next time you're introduced to an elderly lady, kiss her hand and then tell me if she shouts at you as a suffragette
 
I would feel like the biggest creepy creeper ever if I did that!

Instead when I meet new women I just stand there and stare at their chest.
 
Cuz that's a whole lot better
 
oh that's an awesome new tradition, take a breast by the hand and shake it.
 
Dare you to try it. Haha!
 
Last edited:
LOVE firm chest shakes. It's what sets you apart from the other applicants at the ole job interview, to be honest.

:mpoke:
 
A chest bump is better, less formal.
 
I dunno, I'm a bit old fashioned; I always go by a good, firm slap on the ass
 
gloomy-optimist said:
I dunno, I'm a bit old fashioned; I always go by a good, firm slap on the ass
Click to expand...
And then just to show them that they're dealing with the most sophisticated and cultured of individuals needless to say, trustworthy, always follow up with a firm crotch-cup.

(Now I feel all juvenile.. like I'm back in the days of 4th grade about to be hauled off to the head nun's office..)
 
alt ctrl del said:
And then just to show them that they're dealing with the most sophisticated and cultured of individuals needless to say, trustworthy, always follow up with a firm crotch-cup.

(Now I feel all juvenile.. like I'm back in the days of 4th grade about to be hauled off to the head nun's office..)
Click to expand...

Hey, a good crotch-cup between friends is like a show of trust and companionship! Truly it cannot be taken lightly
 
alt ctrl del said:
And then just to show them that they're dealing with the most sophisticated and cultured of individuals needless to say, trustworthy, always follow up with a firm crotch-cup.

(Now I feel all juvenile.. like I'm back in the days of 4th grade about to be hauled off to the head nun's office..)
Click to expand...

At least now I have a clear idea of what to expect if INFJsforum were to ever get together for a BBQ or something.
 
anomaly said:
At least now I have a clear idea of what to expect if INFJsforum were to ever get together for a BBQ or something.
Click to expand...
What're ye tryin'a say?? My 'morals are questionable'???
::gets all defensive::
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top