Enlightenment

[sassafras]

When you are super enlightened like me, you start seeing golden penises.

Either that, or an instagram chick opening her dm's

 

[Wyote]

Because you're a 9

You don't know me!

 

[Misty]

her dm's

dirty messages

EDIT: Dick messages

 

[Wyote]

Either that, or an instagram chick opening her dm's

Both, really

 

[sassafras]

EDIT: Dick messages

Enlightenment means having the wisdom to never send those

 

[Misty]

Enlightenment means having the wisdom to never send those

Or open them

 

[sassafras]

Or open them

No, you keep them on file for girl's night

 

[Misty]

Have you heard of the mobile game Word Feud? I love words. So I thought hey! Let's download it..
Made an account. Uploaded a pic of my head. Then I was playing my first "stranger" whose avi was just a kitten. Then suddenly he played a durtay word. I shrugged it off.. and next thing you know mid word construction- this cat changes his avi to his dick! This is a crossword puzzle game ffs! And every time I return to try it with high hopes I get DM's from dudes & chicks! Is this a well known DM hookup spot?

*tries hard to forget that hideous close up of stranger mushroom top*

 

[sassafras]

Have you heard of the mobile game Word Feud? I love words. So I thought hey! Let's download it..
Made an account. Uploaded a pic of my head. Then I was playing my first "stranger" whose avi was just a kitten. Then suddenly he played a durtay word. I shrugged it off.. and next thing you know mid word construction- this cat changes his avi to his dick! This is a crossword puzzle game ffs! And every time I return to try it with high hopes I get DM's from dudes & chicks! Is this a well known DM hookup spot?

*tries hard to forget that hideous close up of stranger mushroom top*

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I guess you could call that a dick move.

 

[Misty]

I guess you could call that a dick move.

Something like that. o.o

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

Have you heard of the mobile game Word Feud? I love words. So I thought hey! Let's download it..
Made an account. Uploaded a pic of my head. Then I was playing my first "stranger" whose avi was just a kitten. Then suddenly he played a durtay word. I shrugged it off.. and next thing you know mid word construction- this cat changes his avi to his dick! This is a crossword puzzle game ffs! And every time I return to try it with high hopes I get DM's from dudes & chicks! Is this a well known DM hookup spot?

*tries hard to forget that hideous close up of stranger mushroom top*

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I thought that's how the game is played! Wtf!

 

[Wyote]

*tries hard to forget that hideous close up of stranger mushroom top*

I've seen too many dicks for a straight man trying to live right.

 

[Misty]

I thought that's how the game is played! Wtf!

Wows.. So it was just you! Silly me.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

Wows.. So it was just you! Silly me.

No! Delete that game, ffs!

 

[Misty]

I've seen too many dicks for a straight man trying to live right.

You & me both, brotha.. #interwebs

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

I've seen too many dicks for a straight man trying to live right.

Hey! 'member that one dude that joined forum and had his deformed dong as his Avatar?!?! That guy was cool

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

You & me both, brotha.. #interwebs

Wat!?!?

 

[sassafras]

I've seen too many dicks for a straight man trying to live right.

Every woman with internet access and a public profile:

 

[Misty]

Wat!?!?

Lol, women ( & apparently @Wyote ) get a lot of unwanted dic pics via the web before we learn how to maneuver & block.

 

[Milktoast Bandit]

Lol, women ( & apparently @Wyote ) get a lot of unwanted dic pics via the web before we learn how to maneuver & block.

No no...

a straight man

You & me both, brotha

Wat!?!?!?