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Humankind says they liked being called mankind with an understanding years ago, moreso than the way they are called today
 
Democrats become sane for the first time in history since the party was first created!
 
Democrats stop lying. With nothing else to do, promptly die.
 
Obama trips, falls and knocks himself unconscious. Gets award for finally doing one thing right.
 
Obama returns peace price after admitting hes started more new wars than any previous President.
 
MIDDLE AGED WORKING CLASS REPUBLICAN REALIZES THE FOLLY OF SUPPORTING PARTY THAT ONLY ADVANCES THE INTERESTS OF THE THOSE IN THE SOCIO-ECONOMIC CLASS HE CAN ONLY DREAM OF BELONGING TO AND ALSO REALIZES HOW FILLED WITH SELF LOATHING HIS CRAZED AND UNFULFILLED DESIRE HAS LEFT HIM buy continues to hate democrats
 
US public finally realise that the whole left v's right political paradigm is false theatre used to keep them divided and in conflict whilst the ruling class ammoral sheisters who fund and control both political parties get richer and richer regardless of which party is in power
 
Republicans lose God, finally find truth.
 
Obama Tenders His Resignation, Joins Putin-Assad Alliance

Nasrallah Invites Obama To Stay In His Bunker

Saudi Arabia Gets The Last Laugh
 
GOP Levels with American People on Health Care Reform
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Democrats want America to succeed!
 
Liberals unexpectedly don't destroy the world, they save it instead!
 
Trump Releases Taxes Returns
 
Trump Admits Leaking 2 Pages of His Taxes Returns
 
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