Buy you a card expressing my deepest condolences that you were having my baby.Simple, I don't take elevators.
How would you react if I were going to have your baby?
Buy you a card expressing my deepest condolences that you were having my baby.
What would you do if you always had a literal raincloud over your head?
I won't like it. You're totally unreliable. And what the are you still doing here anyways, I thought I told you what you ought to do.How would you react if I were going to have your baby?
Thrilled.how would you react if you found out Obama was your new step dad?
I won't like it. You're totally unreliable. And what the are you still doing here anyways, I thought I told you what you ought to do.
Thrilled.
^next question?
I'd turn the trunk into the honeymoon suite, if you catch my drift.I would react to this question with a question.
Hwyri your car broke down on your way to the airport right after you got married?
I'd wonder how the hell did I get transformed in a dog, but then just forget about it and go discover my new smell and stuff like that ^_^
How would you react if you discovered that your dad is Santa Claus
Take you in as my pet, and serenade you with Josh Groban, yarn, and milk.tell him to lose some weight and consider some career counselling.
HWYRI if i turned into a kitty?
I'd cheer for you!
HWYRI your entire atheist/spiritual/religious belief system was proven to be entirely fallacious?
Go on the news and say, "Hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo neighbors, hide yo husband. Cuz there is a ghost on the loose in dis house"
HWYR if your friend got sent to an asylum in Uzbekistan?
"international business, ma'am."I'd greet you with friendly surprise and ask what brings you to this far neck of the woods. I suppose I wouldn't worry too much since you'd be serving another country.
HWYRI if you had reason to believe your residence was being 'haunted'?
Go on the news and say, "Hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo neighbors, hide yo husband. Cuz there is a ghost on the loose in dis house"
HWYR if your friend got sent to an asylum in Uzbekistan?
I would verbally express worry, followed by research and phone calls.
HWYRI you were prophesied your future by someone who could also, verbatim, describe your past to the utter most detail?
HWYRI if a random friend you lost contact with some 5+ years, comes to your door asking for a place to stay for three days?
i'd be very surprised and inquire into their circumstances, more than likely i'd let them stay and try to help them get back on their feet.
how would you react if the sun never came up?