If aliens landed in front of you . . .

[Annaria]

I would say "give me at least one year to consider this". I can't just abandon those who rely on me here on a whim.

 

[SlowUpTake]

If aliens landed in front of me I would remain perfectly still until they went away. Once they were gone I would go home and change my pants.

 

[Roses In The Vineyard]

If they could pass for human I would ask if their society would allow for immigration and get off this overpriced heap of disrepair. If it is bugs, reptiles, greys, or something exceedingly strange then would likely just keep my distance lol.

 

[John K]

Better than them landing behind me.

 

[InfernoMink]

I’d ask them what “love” looks like on their planet.
And then I’d ask them to give me a job as a porn star on their planet.
Imagine being a newly discovered planet’s first porn star. That’s gotta be cool.