If Physics were a woman

[Phoenix Down]

I would reconsider my sexual orientation.

0. Newtonian gravity is your high-school girlfriend. As your first encounter with physics, she's amazing. You will never forget Newtonian gravity, even if you're not in touch very much anymore.

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[DoveAlexa]

Oh god, this is even more nerdy than guys dreaming about making a perfect robot woman to be their girlfriend XD.

 

[KazeCraven]

This is impressive on multiple levels.

 

[Wyst]

Then I wouldn't mess with them/it. Physics is way too complicated for me to.... wait.. oh no...