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I got a call from the VA today and they basically begged me to go to the emergency room all the way up in Chicago. They say I am so fat because I am full of poop. The nerve.

So what do you say forums? Should I drive all the way up there?
 
corndogman said:
I got a call from the VA today and they basically begged me to go to the emergency room all the way up in Chicago. They say I am so fat because I am full of poop. The nerve.

So what do you say forums? Should I drive all the way up there?
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<bangs head violently on desk>
 
You know what they do to you when you're full of poop, right?

I would stay away from the hospital if I were you.
 
I thought you had a special and regular relationship with your toilet.

They have the wrong medical records, there is no way that you need an enema.
 
corndogman said:
I got a call from the VA today and they basically begged me to go to the emergency room all the way up in Chicago. They say I am so fat because I am full of poop. The nerve.

So what do you say forums? Should I drive all the way up there?
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Vaccine Authority?
Valedictorian Association?
Vindicative Asshole?
Vengeful Angel?
Violent Artichoke?
Vain Advocate?
Veterinary Associate?
Veteran Admiral?
Vile Arsonist?
Violinist and Amiable?
Victorious Annoyance?
Vicious Alternative?
Voluptuous Argentinian?
Voluminous Activist?
Visiting Anarchist?
Villainous Antagonist?
Van Allen?
Vendetta Ante meridiem?
Verifiable Altruist?
Virile Ally?
Venusian Alien?
Venetian Ambulance?

I'm at a loss, here.
 
Agapooka said:
Vaccine Authority?
Valedictorian Association?
Vindicative Asshole?
Vengeful Angel?
Violent Artichoke?
Vain Advocate?
Veterinary Associate?
Veteran Admiral?
Vile Arsonist?
Violinist and Amiable?
Victorious Annoyance?
Vicious Alternative?
Voluptuous Argentinian?
Voluminous Activist?
Visiting Anarchist?
Villainous Antagonist?
Van Allen?
Vendetta Ante meridiem?
Verifiable Altruist?
Virile Ally?
Venusian Alien?
Venetian Ambulance?

I'm at a loss, here.
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It was the Vet Association. Duh?? corndogman is infact a dogman so he needs to see a vet.

I love random outbursts like that. XD
 
Well Im leaving. You may or may not see me ever again!
 
Don't leave! You have a mystery to solve!

So, IS IT Vatican's Archbishop or Verboten Alliance?
 
Aren't we all?

Oh, wait... you were being literal?

...

what o_q said then.
 
A gentleman would have just made himself a gin and tonic and retired to his study to watch an entire season of Hangin with Mr. Cooper on DVD.. none of this toilet talk.
 
Your diet needs more highly processed food and cheese.
 
On second thought.. if you really do have a bowel obstruction you better get that remedied quick..
No amount of fancy tailored suits and bowler derby hats is going to make up for the fact that you are shitting in a bag for the rest of your life.
 
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Castor oil.
 
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