Make That Money

You are unrealistic in your expectations.
I wish you all the luck, though.
 
Step one: make bagels

Step two: romance a famous person with said bagels

step three: sleep with said person while eating the bagels

Step four: Record love making session with the famous person eating bagels

Step five: ?????????

Step six: profit

Step seven: figure out what step five is
 
Sing-talk with autotune wearing outrageous women's clothing and whoring yourself out to anyone who will pay attention till you get a record deal. Hand over soul, boom, there you go.
 
DoveAlexa said:
Sing-talk with autotune wearing outrageous women's clothing and whoring yourself out to anyone who will pay attention till you get a record deal. Hand over soul, boom, there you go.
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Been there, done that. I want a refund on my soul...
 
Go to a gold-field and find some nuggets :p


or

Work at detaching yourself from material things - then you won't even need the money.
 
Print you own....then buy a ticket to Amsterdam, smoke yourself stupid then convert all your money to Euro's tada, money laundering. Rinse and repeat!:angel:
 
Fake a mental illness then live off of disability, you can get a check from anywhere in the world.:m100:
 
My brother was going to spend 30 days reading books and watching documentaries about spending 30 days doing something, and then write or film it.
 
Work a job, then take a year off, then PERMANENTLY retire.
 
Okay, so here
 
I'm just going to get married.


(this is obviously a joke, guise)
 
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