MBTI Warning labels theories

[VH]

ENFP: Caution: spontenious hugging may occur, followed by spontenious screaming and punching.

ENTJ: Warning: do not disrupt plans, doing so might result in loss of head.

ENFJ: Sorry, busy saving the world. Please try again later.

INFJ- May contain nuts.
ISTP- Edges may be sharp.
ISFJ- Emotions may explode or leak.
ENTP- Excessive Ne may cause irritation
ISTJ- May cause drowsiness
ESFP- Highly flammable, keep clear of fire, sugar, speed and ESTPs.
INTJ- May cause injury or death to fun.
ESTP- Keep out of reach of your sister
ISFP- Work ethic not included
ESTJ- Incessant stories may cause hearing loss
ESFJ- Gossip function may cause cat fights.
ENFP- Enfps in the rear view mirror are stranger than they appear
INFP- Do not allow to operate heavy machinery
INTP- Practical application of theory may result injury or death.
ENFJ- Staring directly at an ENFJ may result in spontaneous folk-dancing and mass suicide.

INFP would never have a sign, mannnn! Signs are for all you other squares with your restrictions and rules and your set-in-your-ways adviseries.

Haha, these are genius! You guys are too funny!

INTP: May cause arguments.
INFP: Contents may vary.
INTJ: Allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery.
ISTP: No diving!
ENFP: High Voltage.
ENTP: Avoid direct contact.
ENTJ: Danger: Do not stand in direct path.
ESFJ: May explode on contact.

 

[Blind Bandit]

Haha, these are genius! You guys are too funny!

I agree

oh and label

ESFJ- Warning you are incompetent and everything must be done my way. Avoid taking internally.

 

[invisible]

INFJ: WARNING. WARNING. WARNING.

 

[Barnabas]

INFJ: odd noises are part of regular functioning, smoke spouting from the ears is not.

ISTJ: may cause fist clinching

 

[Wyote]

INFJ: Don't bother unless your heart's in it.
INTJ: Rule #1 - I'm right.
INTP: 90% of my humor will miss you.
INFP: Warning label? Just love me please.
ENFJ: Show me passion or be left behind.
ISFP: Create. Destroy. Repeat.
ISTJ: Read my code of ethics, then we'll talk.
ENTP: I'm probably a demigod.

 

[Saru Inc]

INFJ - What do you mean you don't see the connection.
ENFP - GIVES HUGS
INTP - Can be serious, when pigs fly. Hey look, a pig...
INTJ - No. Shut up. You don't understand.
ENTP - Why would you ever think I'm not right?
ISTJ - Do your job, I'll do mine.


not very good, but I think y'all have posted some dead on ones XD

 

[rogarn]

How love how everyone is beating on INTJ's

INTJ- You are ALL idiot's. Now step aside and let me do this the right way.

 

[IndigoSensor]

ESFP - Note: For proper care, must be taken out twice a week to party.
ENTP - Caution: Do not allow near explosives.
ESTJ - Warning: Repeated poking/prodding may result in a beating.
INTP - Note: Prolonged exposure to feelings may result in wilting.
ENFP - Note: Do not place in a dark room, may result in crying.

 

[Majesty]

INFJ: Warning: May start talking about the meaning of life in a discussion about how delicious ice cream is.
INFP: Warning: May start crying about how they are not sensible.
ENFP: Warning: May randomly start jumping and singing for no reason
INTJ: Warning: May be too cuddly and emotional and may love too much carebears :3
ESTJ: Warning: Do not put near children under the age of 3.
ESFP: Warning: Wet floor

 

[Nixie]

INFJ: Warning: May start talking about the meaning of life in a discussion about how delicious ice cream is.
INFP: Warning: May start crying about how they are not sensible.
ENFP: Warning: May randomly start jumping and singing for no reason
INTJ: Warning: May be too cuddly and emotional and may love too much carebears :3
ESTJ: Warning: Do not put near children under the age of 3.
ESFP: Warning: Wet floor

Ah, I don't think I have ever been accused of being cuddly.....

 

[Majesty]

Ah, I don't think I have ever been accused of being cuddly.....

That's what I just did...

 

[whynot]

Haha, these are genius! You guys are too funny!

INTP: May cause arguments.
INFP: Contents may vary.
INTJ: Allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery.
ISTP: No diving!
ENFP: High Voltage.
ENTP: Avoid direct contact.
ENTJ: Danger: Do not stand in direct path.
ESFJ: May explode on contact.

good ones!

INFJ: I told you so.
INTJ: What do you mean we haven't talked in three weeks?
INTP: Hell is other people.

 

[Saru Inc]

YES! Lmao infjs rule at I told you so's, or as me and [MENTION=2873]SouloftheLaurel[/MENTION] say "YOU WOULD@!"

 

[sassafras]

INFJ - Shoulder and tissues included.
ENFJ - system operating requirements: JUSTICE... and chocolate pudding cups!
ENFP - Not suitable for folks with high blood pleasure and a low tolerance for puns.
INFP - Warning: may spontaneously wax poetic
ENTP - If Ego Inflates to Inordinate Proportions, Attack Primary Premise and/or Conclusion
INTP - Warning: Boasting May Be Disproportionate to Levels of Genius
INTJ - Warning: Boasting May Be Congruent with Levels of Genius... holyshitRUN!
ENTJ - Side Effects May Include Evil-Corporate-Boss-Syndrome.

 

[SamE]

This thread is a good idea.

 

[corvidae]

INFP: do not allow to operate heavy machinery
INTJ: does not find your imprecise language amusing
INFJ: does not find your muddled beliefs virtuous
INFP: may cause drama when prodded in excess
ISTJ: do not provoke when working
ESTP: keep tool-shed locked when not in use
ESFP: note that by default volume is set to 11.