Nonsense Quotes

sassafras said:
I've always liked various Southernisms. Some of them are hilarious. Some of them make no friggin' sense.

“His face looks like 10 miles of dirt road"

um, what?
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Lmao as a southerner myself I find them hilarious too. The above one is a classic example of a southerner trying to be clever but not succeeding... like what does it mean, that's he's dirty? Ugly? Long and bumpy? Lol
 
April said:
Lmao as a southerner myself I find them hilarious too. The above one is a classic example of a southerner trying to be clever but not succeeding... like what does it mean, that's he's dirty? Ugly? Long and bumpy? Lol
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'Your face needs paving over'

'Your face is an ordeal into the middle of nowhere'

'Your face looks like it's been run through by a thousand farmers'

Very expressive, actually, lol.
 
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'Your face needs paving over'

'Your face is an ordeal into the middle of nowhere'

'Your face looks like it's been run through by a thousand farmers'

Y'all 're cruel af.
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I'd never say those things, having been on the receiving end of cruel comments.

Someone actually said I look like a rat.

And I looked in the mirror. I do!!! I have this mousy look! Forever changed from that comment lol.

Edited because my phone isn't smart... it's stupid.
 
What about "That boy's been beat with the ugly stick. "

I mean what's an ugly stick? And why do you care... someone else might think he's beautiful. Leave him alone!
 
April said:
I see there is another instance above where my phone corrected to "Wyote" lmao... @Wyote did you hex my phone?! Lolol

*** hmm... I accidentally just edited the post and now its gone lol. Oh well fml***
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Yes.
 
April said:
I'd never say those things, having been on the recording end of cruel comments.

Someone actually said I look like a rat.

And I looked in the mirror. I do!!! I have this mousy look! Forever changed from that comment lol.
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That person was clearly a few baskets short of a picnic.
 
You know what, I just realised there is one quote that annoys me because it's just eurgh!

A moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips.

I hate that quote like fudge right off, ima eat whatever the hell I wanna eat and then work out too! :expressionless:

As for the cake and eat it, just eat the damn cake no one cares lol.
 
April said:
You swears are seriously cute... so innocent it's adorable haha <3
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Lol I just can't bring myself to swear at all, I tried it and I just thought no I can't do it :flushed: The only time I really swear is when I'm driving - it brings the worst out in me haha.

I'm like a mid 30 something year old woman....it's so weird being called cute at this age!

But thank you <3

Cornerstone said:
Speaking of those kind of insults, I do like 'the light's on but nobody's home.'
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I like that! I tend to use that once in a while and we have a similar saying in Urdu and Gujarati as well lol.
 
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