Wait, "so NOT you" as in I wouldn't support strange women lying in ponds distributing swords, or not me as in I couldn't possibly be a strange woman lying in a pond distributing swords?
Because if it's the latter...
*gazes forlornly down at the scimitar in my hand, slowly loosening my grip, watching, breath hitching, as it crashes to the ground, along with my dreams*
Awww yissss