This one is just for you @niffer
When you have to poo immediately after you get out of the shower. It makes me sad.
Why the fuck do people spell it "Opps"? IT'S "OOPS".
"Opps" would be pronounced like it rhymed with "pops" or "COD black ops"...
You know, I think COD black oops! sounds better.
call of booty: black p00ps
People who put notations, scribble marks, lines, personal thoughts or asterisks in the columns of books, or even all over the printed words. To me it amounts to the worst kind of vandalism. I don't want to be constantly distracted by some random person's mind junk while I am reading. The worst example was when I waited two weeks to loan a specific textbook only to find that it was covered in massive blocks of yellow highlighter ink. Made it barely readable for me.