Pie of the Sky

[BritNi]

it's in the doctrine.

Wait.
I didn't sign anything!

 

[ThomasJ79]

Ok. Cheese pass the pizza?

Don't be so hasty, it's not done yet.

 

[ThomasJ79]

Everyone please stay calm. Stop shoving. It will arrive shortly.

 

[sassafras]

You must say, pass the pizza, cheese; it's in the doctrine.

What else is on the list?

 

[ThomasJ79]

I'm on it!
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*bows*

 

[ThomasJ79]

What else is on the list?

Sacred Mysteries cannot be spoken or written, but must be experienced, especially when topped with blessed mushrooms.

 

[ThomasJ79]

* summoning the Old One*

 

[ThomasJ79]

Hail! Consume, let its essence flow through your spirit, become one with the Pi.


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Oh Great One, Pizzasturas, Ruler of the Cosmic Crustaceans. Watch over us, give us strength, insight, and reveal yourself.

Jesus, please make some water into wine. Thank you.

 

[BritNi]

Hail! Consume, let its essence flow through your spirit, become one with the Pi.


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Oh Great One, Pizzasturas, Ruler of the Cosmic Crustaceans. Watch over us, give us strength, insight, and reveal yourself.

Jesus, please make some water into wine. Thank you.

Homemade crust and all.

*Bows to the pizza*

 

[BritNi]

Jesus, please make some water into wine. Thank you.

What about mead? I heard Odin does that pretty well too.

That pun was accidental.

 

[ThomasJ79]

Please make generous offerings here, or 10% of your income. Whichever is greater.

 

[ThomasJ79]

What about mead? I heard Odin does that pretty well too.

That pun was accidental.

Yes, but he already consumed all that he mead already.

 

[sassafras]

Hail! Consume, let its essence flow through your spirit, become one with the Pi.


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Oh Great One, Pizzasturas, Ruler of the Cosmic Crustaceans. Watch over us, give us strength, insight, and reveal yourself.

Jesus, please make some water into wine. Thank you.

Amazing. Omg. @ThomasJ79 - I have ascended.

 

[ThomasJ79]

Amazing. Omg. @ThomasJ79 - I have ascended.

See folks, the higher Truth is upon us.

 

[Sandie33]

topped with blessed mushrooms.

I'm out. Unless I can have mine mushroom free ?

 

[ThomasJ79]

I'm out. Unless I can have mine mushroom free ?

I also offer gluten-free

 

[ZcM4xzkjgzCjytBc]

I'm out. Unless I can have mine mushroom free ?

The mushrooms are free! *Shoves a mushroom in @Sandie33's mouth*

 

[mintoots]

Pass the Pizza,

What is the parallelism of this religion to pastafarians?

*Noob here.

 

[ThomasJ79]

Pass the Pizza,

What is the parallelism of this religion to pastafarians?

*Noob here.

Pastafarians follow a false god. Ours is the One True God.

 

[Wyote]

I support this religion faithfully