Reincarnation Placement Exam

[Seeker]

Borg Cube
48% Intrigue, 63% Civilization, 50% Humanity, 56% Urbanization.

Placing you was easy. According to your answers, you like things civilized, sophisticated, and uncomplicated by things like human nature and adventure.



We have just the thing: A Borg cube. Welcome to The Hive.

A haiku for you:

We Are Without End

Melding Your Distinctiveness

Forever With Ours



Hope you didn't want to be a romantic individual... but we couldn't let that happen, because your answers don't show enthusiasm for human nature and free will. Just settle down, and allow your consciousness to sink deeply into the hive mind. Resistance is futile.



Aperently i don't like free will ...

 

[slant]

34% Intrigue, 63% Civilization, 24% Humanity, 47% Urbanization.

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Placing you was easy. According to your answers, you like things civilized, sophisticated, and uncomplicated by things like human nature and adventure.

Fear not Lurker---you are not alone! We're both communists!

We have just the thing: A Borg cube. Welcome to The Hive.
A haiku for you:

We Are Without End
Melding Your Distinctiveness
Forever With Ours

Hope you didn't want to be a romantic individual... but we couldn't let that happen, because your answers don't show enthusiasm for human nature and free will. Just settle down, and allow your consciousness to sink deeply into the hive mind. Resistance is futile.

 

[dylan]

pfft, just wave your hand and say "we're not the droids you're looking for"

Lol! A friend of mine actually sneaked into a concert that way! He and a couple of his friends were halfway in when a security guard busted them, so he said "these aren't the droids you're looking for," and the security guard started laughing, said it was the best thing he'd heard all day, and let them in.

Ok, now I'll go take the quiz...

 

[dylan]

Hmm... I got

SPY

59% Intrigue, 63% Civilization, 72% Humanity, 28% Urbanization.

 

[rory]

Holy Land

57% Intrigue, 49% Civilization, 28% Hedonism, 69% Spirituality, 59% Romance, 55% Crowded, 42% Busy.

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It's the Holy Land for you!
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You were very difficult to place. You like civilization and humanity, but you don't really fit into the system, because you don't want to be just another cog in the millwheel. We almost placed you with a very nice Gypsy family, but then we noticed that you'd rather maintain your purity than sully yourself with the sort of mischief and immorality that a Gypsy lifestyle would provoke. Having narrowly missed that fate, we send you instead somewhere a little more... holy. Maybe you'll become a Templar?

Let's drop you into Palestine at about the tenth century. You live in a nation steeped in ancient religious history. Politics, religion and warfare are dangerously blended in this part of the world, but your answers indicate that you're willing to go with that. There's no other place in the world that compares.

 

[jn56uytrx]

Ancient Babylon

41% Intrigue, 39% Civilization, 59% Humanity, 50% Urbanization.

It's Ancient Babylon for you!

Your answers indicate that you enjoy an interesting collection of people wrapped up in a well-run city - - and without all the complications and hassles of technology and complicated adventures. We think you'll find Babylon very well suited to your preferences.

The most civilized city in a very primitive era, Babylon has a lot to offer a citizen who's willing to work hard and likes to have a good time in a well-developed city. You're in the middle of a major trading center, and safe behind an impressive set of walls. Along with all these benefits, you get to enjoy the world while it's still young and mysterious.

Don't break the rules, though. Mercy won't be invented for quite a few more centuries.

 

[aeon]

Your result for Reincarnation Placement Exam ...
Lol Cat

43% Intrigue, 34% Civilization, 59% Humanity, 30% Urbanization.

After much consideration, we have decided to make you a LolCat.

Actually, there wasn't much consideration at all. It was the easiest decision we've made all day.

Why? Because, according to your answers, you want to have your good times, but don't seem too interested in all that "other stuff." You know... civilization, adventure, that sort of thing.

We hope you like being fluffy.

I don't know... Can you has cheezburger?


cheers,
Ian