The fact that you followed this up with an evil monkey fills me with suspicion.
@corndogman @hoggle
yeah, @anita & @carrie are sooooooooooooo hot!!!!
Attention:
Selling my love in return for reps and monkeys!
*is a businesswoman at heart*
Okay, if you insist
I've secretly married @The Jester although he is so young his mother wouldn't let him stay out late...
I just realized I never once changed my screen name.