Strangers as obstacles

[acd]

That's actually the most awesome thing I've read all day. LOL. When guys hit on me and I I have sunglasses on, I totally cross my eyes and take them off and totally begin flirting like a desperate lazy eyed freak. You'd be surprised how short that cuts conversations. But if a guy is persistent, you can only do it so long before you get a headache.

It's fun to do things like that, though. I like to tell guys at bars who act like creepsters that I feed stray cats and then dissect their kittens in my basement for fun as a hobby.
There really is nothing more amusing than out creeping a creep..