The Dating Persona Test

The Priss Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD)

can anyone tell me what that word (Priss) means? My stupid, dumb dictionary doesn't know it.

And my only love match is the Manchild. What the hell is that? A man that is still a child? How exciting :hurt:


Priss means Post-deployment Real-time Interactive Simulator.
 
The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)

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Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you’re a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There’s also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you’re not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it’s HIGHLY likely they’re just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.


CONSIDER:
The Maid of Honor (DGLM)
The Sonnet (DGLD)
 
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The Dirty Little Secret Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM)
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Innocent but fundamentally sexual, like the word “finger”. You are the Dirty Little Secret.
Few women have the confidence for sex mastery, and among nice girls, like you, it’s almost unheard of. So congratulations. You’ve had plenty of adventures, but you’ve remained a kind, thoughtful person. Your friends appreciate your exploits. They even live vicariously through you.
You seek pleasure, but you’re not irresponsible. You are organized and cautious, and you choose your lovers wisely. One, you don’t like dirtbags. And two, you like to maintain control. Or at least lose it selectively. You might notice that older men single you out. They have an eye for your sensual nature. Take it as a compliment.
You enjoy making people happy, and it’s inevitable that many guys will fall harder for you than you for them. You’re not completely comfortable in a serious, long-term relationship right now. Our guess is that the key to extended happiness will be finding a responsible, but kinky, mate.

Your exact female opposite:
The Wild Rose
Random Brutal Love Dreamer
Consider:

The Bachelor (DGSM) The Backrubber (DGSD)
Always Avoid:

The Hornivore (RBSM) The Manchild (RBLD) The Last Man on Earth (RBSD)
Tell your friends to take the test!
Absolutely true! I had never taken a test about sex that was so damn accurate. lol
 
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The Slow Dancer Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)

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Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer
Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you
 
WOW

The Billy Goat

Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer (DBSD)
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Horny. Stubborn. Kinda cute. Slightly immature. And often found on rough terrain. You are The Billy Goat.


You
 
The Sonnet Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?
Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They’re conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that’s okay, because you’re very choosy with your affections anyway. You’d absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.
Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You’re already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there’s no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.
 
That was a long one!

The Slow Dancer Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)
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Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer
Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you
 
The Backrubber Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD)
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Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood.

You are The Backrubber.

We call you “The Backrubber” because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating him nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you’d meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.
Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You’d enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn’t require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON’T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a man, and let things take their course. If he wants you, great. If not, that’s fine too.
Though you’re not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you’ll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.
 
The Battleaxe Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLM)
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Sharp. Hardened. Dominating. The Battleaxe sweeps all before her, smiting and what not.
You
 
The Intern Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD)
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Capable. Trustworthy. Carnal. The Intern.
From our experience, Interns are nice girls who would really, really like us to come on to them. They, like you, must be looking for sex, preferably from someone good-looking and successful. So... what are you doing later? Oh, okay, cool. Well, maybe next time? Okay, okay, jeez.
The thing is, you
 
The Sonnet Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)
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Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?
Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They
 
The Sonnet Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)




Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?


Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They
 
retook it, now I am the dirty little secret.

when will my test taking inconsistencies end?!
 
The Window Shopper
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
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Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.

You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You’re a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it’s likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You’ve had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there’ll be much more to come.

Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you’re especially capable of obsessing over a girl you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.

Your ideal match is someone who’ll love you back with equal fire, and someone you’ve grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic woman is especially bad. Though you’re drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.
 
The Maid of Honor Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a
 
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