The Ice Queen (or king) lil rant

I kind of enjoy being misinterpreted as a thuggish ice-queen. Gives me a fun persona to play with and nobody needs to know that I cry when puppies die in movies.

Strangers on campus and in bars approach me and say, "Smile, you're a pretty girl!" To which I scowl even more sinisterly.

The distant furrowed brow is probably a result of living deeply inside one's own head, contemplating a myriad of impossible things. It's not anger, but they don't need to know that.
 
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O_o

All you INF's that complain about there not being deep people out there, that's probably why. Hanging out at bars.

HAHAHAHA!
 
I'm deep enough.
I don't need to deal with anyone else's maudlin ass.
Yes.
I dance with strange obnoxious men at bars and tell bawdy jokes. And then come on this forum and dole out emotional support. I'm like Bat man. Only nothing like him at all! Hah!
 
O_o

I know I said you could call me anytime you want, but please, delete my contact number out of your phone immediately.
 
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What are you talking about? I didn't have a spelling mistake and correct it while you weren't looking.

I've been set up.
 
Nice job.
You've derailed yet another thread.

I wash my hands of this derailing.. now.
 
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