The Poo Thread

Two flies were sitting on a pile of poop. One fly farted and the other fly said, "Hey, do you mind? I'm eating."
 
Science, answering all the really important questions…

Here’s why you need to poop after your morning cup of coffee

[video=youtube;JQO6VgqdM9I]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQO6VgqdM9I&feature=youtu.be[/video]
 
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Free2be said:
Science, answering all the really important questions…

Here’s why you need to poop after your morning cup of coffee

[video=youtube;JQO6VgqdM9I]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQO6VgqdM9I&feature=youtu.be[/video]
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Coffee saved my life today. True story. I thought I had a small battleship trying to emerge from my colon... :(
 
I really shouldn't take as much joy as I do from this thread, but it really just tickles me. lol

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sprinkles said:
Coffee saved my life today. True story. I thought I had a small battleship trying to emerge from my colon... :(
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I sincerely hope you sank that battleship.

*hears crickets*

yeah... that was bad, even for me. :der:
 
This thread made it to 16 pages?!
Now that’s some impressive shit.
 
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Free2be said:
I really shouldn't take as much joy as I do from this thread, but it really just tickles me. lol

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We should do something to promote the discussion of bowels...

... like start a bowel movement.

hurrhurrhurr
 
[video=youtube;m8z7JPO08_o]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8z7JPO08_o[/video]

Whoever would have dreamed such a glorious dream
That this tremendous expulsion could bring me such joy
The release of the pressure and end to the suffering
This warm, moist feeling as I leave you behind

How glorious, the emptiness within me brings tears to my eyes
Now it must be FILLED with the giver of life
Gorge my self with the sweetness
Save it all for myself

THERE IS NONE LEFT FOR YOU, I'M NOT YET COMPLETE
I MUST DEVOUR YOU AS WELL, YOUR LIFE'S BLOOD WILL BECOME A PART OF ME
YOU'RE PART OF ME

I'M THE ALMIGHTY BUNT!
 
hush said:
We should do something to promote the discussion of bowels...

... like start a bowel movement.

hurrhurrhurr
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lol! So silly! :D

sprinkles said:
Whoever would have dreamed such a glorious dream
That this tremendous expulsion could bring me such joy
The release of the pressure and end to the suffering
This warm, moist feeling as I leave you behind

How glorious, the emptiness within me brings tears to my eyes
Now it must be FILLED with the giver of life
Gorge my self with the sweetness
Save it all for myself

THERE IS NONE LEFT FOR YOU, I'M NOT YET COMPLETE
I MUST DEVOUR YOU AS WELL, YOUR LIFE'S BLOOD WILL BECOME A PART OF ME
YOU'RE PART OF ME

I'M THE ALMIGHTY BUNT!
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O.o oh my goodness... that song was about pooping! I love it!
 
So you have the slow food movement. Does it not follow that there should be a slow poop movement as well?
 
My taste buds liked the ghost pepper. My rest of me on the other hand did not.

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Also be careful what sensitive areas you touch after cutting a ghost pepper. Even if you wash your hands some times it stays anyway. >.<
 
sprinkles said:
My taste buds liked the ghost pepper. My rest of me on the other hand did not.

Edit:
Also be careful what sensitive areas you touch after cutting a ghost pepper. Even if you wash your hands some times it stays anyway. >.<
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Whatever you do, don't put ghost peppers in ur butt.
 
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