The YS personality test

TEST ONE
Crikey, you're ever so slightly bonkers! You've probably got loads of chums though - for some reason people who are one brick short of a full load are quite popular. SUMMARY - You've got kangaroos in the top paddock (that's Australian for barmy). Stay away from sharp objects.

TEST TWO

Hmmm. That's probably about right. You're fairly 'normal'.

TEST THREE

If you chose the squiggly line then you're always in a hurry. You get bored every eight pico-seconds and have to constantly find new challenges. You may be incredibly enthusiastic, but your 'ants in your pants' chopping and changing attitude to life means you'll probably turn out to be a jack of all trades, master of none. You're quite good fun at parties and you can put up quite a steady(ish) shelf (if called on to do so). Basically, you're one of life's 'slightly useful' people.
TEST FOUR

You're quite open and honest, but can be introverted at times. You might have pent up frustrations which you'll need to vent sooner or later, and you're probably a bit on the n-n-nervous side. Your father dominates you. You feel as if you're caught in the middle of a battle between your parents. When it comes to sex, you can't get enough of it! You're a bit of a flirty type. Your sex drive is a bit restrained, but otherwise normal. You're not a very emotional person, but usually you keep your emotions firmly in check. You have plenty of friends, but very few (if any) that you feel close to.
 
Personality Profile For
Butts
TEST ONE

Blimey you're a logical old Hector. You think things through quite thoroughly, sometimes to the extent of being a bit of a boring old fart in fact. You're fairly solid and reliable, though, which is a point in anyone's favour. SUMMARY - Reliable, think things through before acting them out but a bit on the boring side. Loosen up (maaan). TEST TWO
Hmmm. That's probably about right. You're fairly 'normal'.
TEST THREE
If you chose the circle then you're a bit wet. All a bit emotional and wibbly round the edges. It's the shape the bloke from Little House On The Prairie and Highway To Heaven would probably have chosen. Basically you're a little bit of a sap. Quite 'nice' though.
TEST FOUR
Blimey, you're a bit of a 'secret squirrel', keeping your cards very close to your chest. You're a little bit dominated by your mother. Your father dominates you. You feel as if you're caught in the middle of a battle between your parents. You're a little shy when it comes to sex. You're a bit of a flirty type. Your sexual desire is normal compared to other 'normal' people, if you can find some. You can be emotional at times, and you're hard on the surface, but wibbly underneath. You have a small circle of friends who you can always rely on.
 
Personality Profile For
God
TEST ONE
Blimey you're a logical old Hector. You think things through quite thoroughly, sometimes to the extent of being a bit of a boring old fart in fact. You're fairly solid and reliable, though, which is a point in anyone's favour. SUMMARY - Reliable, think things through before acting them out but a bit on the boring side. Loosen up (maaan).
TEST TWO
Got a vindictive streak, haven't you?

TEST THREE
If you chose the tesseract then you're really, really, really, (really) weird. Weird to the spookth degree, in fact. For those who don't know, a tesseract is a fourth dimensional 'hypercube'. Not the kind of shape us 'normal' folk dwell upon at all!

TEST FOUR
You're quite open and honest, but can be introverted at times. You're a little bit dominated by your mother. Your father dominates you. You feel as if you're caught in the middle of a battle between your parents. Sex doesn't interest you one iota. The idea of having sex doesn't faze you at all. Your sex drive is a bit restrained, but otherwise normal. You can be emotional at times, and you're hard on the surface, but wibbly underneath. You have a small circle of friends who you can always rely on.
 
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