Unenlightening Right Answer Game

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Because the best things in life are the ones that don't make sense.

Why is there formaldehyde in my nail polish?
 
because the nail polish company put it in.
where is my fucking jacket?
 
Because Seven ate Nine.

Why are the smiles of people who like you so much nicer to look at?
 
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your perception of their appearance is highly influenced by your affinity towards them

why do the sun and moon look almost the same size from earth?
 
Most likely a combination of their distance and sizes, and angle to the earth.


Why are some oceans blue, and others gray, or green?
 
Some are sad, some morbid and some just really sick.

When am I going to find a hundred bucks?
 
when you do. (yay most unenlightening answer yet !)

if you could make your dreams a reality and your reality someone else's reality, would you?
 
Yes, I think they would be good for a number of people.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
 
3. Stupid owl ruined it :)

Why was calculus invented?
 
somewhere in the solar system

who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
 
Whoever ate the cookie.

Why does poking people one time too many become annoying?
 
because some people don't appreciate unexpected and repeated invasions of their personal bubble and physical selves/boundaries, or such marked disturbances.

Why do we feel so crappy after getting an insufficient amount of sleep?
 
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Because sleep is important.


What does a wheat farmer think when it starts raining just before it's time to harvest?
 
"shit. I hate mud."

why don't diet sodas taste as good as the originals?
 
cause they replace natural sugar with a synthetic composite

what gets better over time?
 
It's about providing a cyber space where INFJs and others can exist in INFJ fashion.

What is the physiological cause of snoring?
 
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